this post was submitted on 20 Nov 2024
162 points (98.2% liked)

196

16514 readers
2236 users here now

Be sure to follow the rule before you head out.

Rule: You must post before you leave.

^other^ ^rules^

founded 1 year ago
MODERATORS
 
top 12 comments
sorted by: hot top controversial new old
[–] wuphysics87@lemmy.ml 5 points 2 hours ago

I am Chinese eating oreos

[–] portuga@lemmy.world 5 points 2 hours ago (1 children)

Buddhists: the milk is an illusion

[–] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world 1 points 18 minutes ago

Hindus: get that thing away from the holy beverage!

[–] Oestradiolo@lemmy.blahaj.zone 15 points 5 hours ago (3 children)

Can somebody give me the theological reasons for this? Also which one is the heretic?

[–] redshoepastor@lemmy.world 7 points 1 hour ago

If you want an actual answer, I can! Baptists believe that baptism must mimic the baptisms performed by John the Baptist, so they must be believers baptism (no infants) and, most importantly to the meme, full immersion. Presbyterians believe that infants can be baptized and raised in the faith and that any form of water getting on the baptized person (sprinkle, pour, or dunk) is acceptable.

The Baptist thinks the Presbyterian is a heretic, other Presbyterians think this Presbyterian is a heretic if they believe this is the only acceptable way of doing it.

[–] poke@sh.itjust.works 10 points 2 hours ago

Its a reference to how they do their baptisms.

[–] festnt@sh.itjust.works 4 points 4 hours ago (2 children)

both, the only holy way to eat oreos is with no milk, by opening 2 oreos, eating one crackly part of each and putting the 2 remains together so that theres double the sweet

can be repeated if you're really into it

[–] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world 1 points 21 minutes ago

the only holy way to eat oreos is with no milk, by opening 2 oreos, eating one crackly part of each and putting the 2 remains together so that theres double the sweet

[–] lime@feddit.nu 4 points 3 hours ago (1 children)

can you get oreos without the middle part? the cookies are already super sugary, i'd think there are some people who would rather skip the diabetes cream.

[–] mxcory@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 points 3 hours ago

I actually prefer the cookie to the cream. The cream is okay, I guess, but I could do without it.

[–] Mothra@mander.xyz 16 points 6 hours ago (1 children)

Lol I guess then those who eat oreos without milk are pagans, heathens and heretics?

[–] De_Narm@lemmy.world 12 points 5 hours ago

I hate god and milk, checks out.