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[–] 58008@lemmy.world 4 points 9 hours ago

Also fails to mention mastery of nunchucks?

[–] rustydrd@sh.itjust.works 3 points 8 hours ago

What about my practicing the Art of the Blade™?

[–] ChicoSuave@lemmy.world 82 points 16 hours ago (13 children)

Blacksmithing is 88% Was this list made by a metal shop kid?

"Oh babe, I love your soda lime mix. You're not like those other brittle iron bitches out there"

[–] Maalus@lemmy.world 28 points 15 hours ago (9 children)

Being handy is attractive. Getting a nice unique present is cool. And blacksmiths / woodworkers are the ones that do that kind of stuff.

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[–] Pretty_Critter@lemm.ee 1 points 7 hours ago

More accurately, top 15 lesbian hobbies

[–] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 52 points 16 hours ago* (last edited 16 hours ago) (7 children)

I read, write, and cook, and can play several instruments (kazoo, mouth harp, washboard, tamborine,...). Where's the women that find me attractive?

[–] baguettefish@discuss.tchncs.de 51 points 16 hours ago (1 children)

the trick is that you have to find them instead of just waiting for one to pop out of the ether

[–] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 74 points 16 hours ago (7 children)

Well that's some bullshit. 😠

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[–] Anti_Face_Weapon@lemmy.world 23 points 15 hours ago (1 children)

Unironically, most of the women I've spoken too have found it attractive when I bring up 3dPrinting. It's an active and interesting hobby, and tangible & crafty enough not to be too "nerdy" or whatever. Perfect middle ground, women love it.

They probably just didn't think of it or it wasn't on the poll.

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[–] Hossenfeffer@feddit.uk 3 points 9 hours ago

I do so well on reading and cooking but really let myself down on strangling small animals.

[–] peopleproblems@lemmy.world 6 points 11 hours ago* (last edited 11 hours ago) (1 children)

Lmfao

Let's see: I love reading, I am learning French, I paint, I write, I enjoy a bit o astronomy, I am an archer, and I have learned how to blacksmith.

Yeah this is just a list of activities with no correlation to attractiveness whatsoever

Edit: let me be clear, I've learned to blacksmith the cheating way with propane or natural gas AND the good old fashioned hand cranked coal fired away meant to coat your lungs with soot like a real man. And make sure you bring the borax cause we gonna do some welds

[–] OsrsNeedsF2P@lemmy.ml 4 points 10 hours ago (1 children)

Assuming your my brother, the answer is you're ugly

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[–] Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee 6 points 11 hours ago

So a foreign manga reader that likes to work their wood whilst drawing furry pics from said manga, and travels to cons to display subsequent art - is the most irresistible person to women?
(Should probably think about doing some public garden porn photography tbh)

That does make sense.

[–] kamen@lemmy.world 34 points 16 hours ago (29 children)

When does cooking stop counting as a basic day to day survival thing and start counting as a hobby?

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[–] Gladaed@feddit.org 35 points 16 hours ago (1 children)

Tl;dr: any interest is interesting and attractive. In particular if it can be done without annoying your partner and shows your ability to think independently. If it produces something useful that's cool, too.

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