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A Boring Dystopia

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[–] NegativeInf@lemmy.world 71 points 5 hours ago (4 children)

I hope they all have strokes.

[–] abbadon420@lemm.ee 31 points 5 hours ago* (last edited 5 hours ago)

Given the average age (and diet), there's hope yet

[–] Joeffect@lemmy.world 17 points 5 hours ago (2 children)

Are those quarter pounders? Listeria is on the table...

[–] adarza@lemmy.ca 2 points 2 hours ago

make escherichia coli great again

[–] Nuke_the_whales@lemmy.world 8 points 5 hours ago

Trump will be dead in a year and you guys will have president Vance to care for you 😆

Where is Yagami-Light when we need him?

[–] disguy_ovahea@lemmy.world 52 points 5 hours ago (4 children)
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[–] Naich@lemmings.world 15 points 4 hours ago

The man whose brain worm died of starvation.

[–] Furball@sh.itjust.works 41 points 5 hours ago (5 children)

Fun fact: RFK jr plans to ban most of the ingredients of the junk food he is currently eating

[–] WhatsHerBucket@lemmy.world 12 points 5 hours ago

That’s because most places don’t serve raw milk… yet.

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[–] uriel238@lemmy.blahaj.zone 6 points 3 hours ago (2 children)

Is that Leonard Leo in the back? (Right side)

That's the master vampire! If we stake him, the rest lose their powers!

[–] billiam0202@lemmy.world 7 points 3 hours ago (1 children)

No, that's Mike "My son and I know each other's porn habits" Johnson.

[–] uriel238@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 2 hours ago

Dang it. He's not the master vampire.

[–] Tower@lemm.ee 4 points 3 hours ago

Mike Johnson, Speaker of the House

[–] solsangraal@lemmy.zip 36 points 5 hours ago (1 children)

i'm comforted by the fact that everyone in this picture despises everyone else in this picture. the thought that trump probably hates elmo because of his giant hands makes me happy

He's totally hiding his tiny hands under the table. What's he hiding under there? Very rude to not keep your hands visible while eating.

[–] TheFriar@lemm.ee 24 points 5 hours ago* (last edited 5 hours ago) (2 children)

Wow can you imagine the inane conversations that happen sitting at a table with these assholes? That literallly sounds like torture.

It’s like Fiona Apple said about sitting in a private theater doing coke with Tarantino and Paul Thomas Anderson was a catalyst to never do coke again, this would be a catalyst to never breathing or living on this earth again.

[–] evidences@lemmy.world 17 points 5 hours ago (1 children)

The conversations would be insane because I bet ever single one of them would be a one upper.

RFK Jr would probably tell some story about cutting the head off a Bald Eagle then Elon would chime in about the time his personal Tesla flew to Mars with a Bald Eagle inside it, that's what was in the suit.

Trump would try and say it was actually not a Bald Eagles in the Tesla but it was him and the Air Force launched a second rocket top secret rocket to pick him up, it was the biggest rocket.

And lastly Don Jr or Eric which even kid that is would start to tell a story and Trump would interrupt him and talk over him telling a story about the time he sexually assaulted some random women but since he has zero self awareness he would frame it as a good time.

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[–] cyborganism@lemmy.ca 5 points 5 hours ago

I bet Elon and Trump are fighting to get the attention.

[–] funkless_eck@sh.itjust.works 7 points 4 hours ago

hahaha. Jesus what fuckin losers man. I mean they may fucking re-educate me with a bullet between my eyes but at least I'll be laughing at them as they do.

[–] schizo@forum.uncomfortable.business 17 points 6 hours ago (1 children)

Wonder if the hamburders are cold.

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[–] ininewcrow@lemmy.ca 10 points 5 hours ago

They're just trolling at this point ..... lol .... this is what America wanted

Get ready for the ride.

[–] alcoholicorn@lemmy.ml 11 points 5 hours ago (3 children)

Why are they doing an ad for mcdonalds?

[–] Pyr_Pressure@lemmy.ca 15 points 5 hours ago (3 children)

Left wingers should boycott McDonald's just for fun because it's Trump's favourite thing apparently. It would be interesting to see.

[–] Semi_Hemi_Demigod@lemmy.world 22 points 5 hours ago (1 children)

As opposed to my current boycott because the food is terrible?

[–] WhatsHerBucket@lemmy.world 5 points 5 hours ago

Or makes you die

[–] alcoholicorn@lemmy.ml 10 points 5 hours ago (1 children)

McDonalds is already on the BDS list for giving free food to the IOF. Which isn't difficult because it's garbage food at the price of real food.

[–] asteriskeverything@lemmy.world 3 points 4 hours ago

I love your username! Which I wouldn't have noticed if you didn't give such good sauce so thanks

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[–] cheese_greater@lemmy.world 4 points 4 hours ago (1 children)

I can smell the evil in this photo

[–] paraphrand@lemmy.world 6 points 4 hours ago* (last edited 4 hours ago) (1 children)

The smell of overused fryer oil

[–] cheese_greater@lemmy.world 2 points 4 hours ago

They need to UN-deepfry this image

[–] eran_morad@lemmy.world 4 points 4 hours ago (1 children)

jesus fuck, this is real, isn't it.

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[–] RattlerSix@lemmy.world 6 points 4 hours ago (1 children)

Everybody except Junior has two entrees? I don't go to McDonald's much but I've never in my life seen anyone order two entrees.

[–] Kbobabob@lemmy.world 1 points 2 hours ago

I can say it definitely happens. I know a couple people, they aren't even obese either.

[–] BeigeAgenda@lemmy.ca 2 points 3 hours ago (1 children)

It may be real, but why does it look shopped, especially jr looks fake.

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[–] hOrni@lemmy.world 4 points 4 hours ago

You know, that would be Epstein's plane if he was alive.

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