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[–] nomous@lemmy.world 5 points 3 hours ago

The body is Rottweiler-sized, segmented into overlapping hard plates like those of a rhinoceros. The legs are long, curled way up to deliver power, like a cheetah's. It must be the tail that makes people refer to it as a Rat Thing, because that's the only ratlike part - incredibly long and flexible.

The grass under the Rat Thing is beginning to smoke.

"Careful. Supposedly they have really nasty isotopes inside," Hiro says behind her... "A radioactive substance that makes heat. That's its energy source."

"How do you turn it off?"

"You don't. It keeps making heat until it melts."

The body converges to a sharp nose. In the front it bends down sharply, and there is a black canopy, raked sharply like the windshield of a fighter plane. If the Rat Thing has eyes, this is where it looks out.

As part of Mr. Lee's good neighbor policy, all Rat Things are programmed never to break the sound barrier in a populated area. But Fido's in too much of a hurry to worry about the good neighbor policy. Jack the sound barrier. Bring the noise.

[–] xenomor@lemmy.world 2 points 4 hours ago

If you encounter one of these, absolutely don’t pet it. Instead, kick it. Run over it. Perhaps, light that little robot fucker on fire. But definitely don’t pet it.

[–] scumola@sh.itjust.works 26 points 10 hours ago (1 children)

All these AI detection sentry robots are all trained on the same AI datasets. Just wear a black see-through hood over your face with a stop sign on your front and back and they'll ignore you and probably stop walking when near you. You can waltz right in.

[–] Pulptastic@midwest.social 5 points 5 hours ago

I want to Walz right in

[–] jagged_circle@feddit.nl 4 points 6 hours ago (1 children)

This is such a shame, I mean we could be putting those bots to good use.

Can I get a rule 34 on these robots?

[–] sndmn@lemmy.ca 1 points 16 minutes ago

Any robot is a sex robot if you are brave enough.

[–] RememberTheApollo_@lemmy.world 1 points 4 hours ago

Keep the proles out.

[–] jagged_circle@feddit.nl 5 points 7 hours ago

While the robotic dog seen at Mar-a-Lago is not armed, she says competitors appear to be experimenting with models that are.

“People are trying to weaponise these dogs,” Cummings adds, citing a Chinese model with an attached rifle which she learned about at a robotics meeting this week.

[–] RaoulDook@lemmy.world 58 points 14 hours ago (1 children)

Well here we are, with all the signs of everything going as badly as possible fully present. Goddamn evil robot sentries guarding the fascist dictator-wannabe's personal luxury habitat. At least down there, if one of those things malfunctions and hurts somebody it would have to be one of the worst people around.

This is certainly not the future I dreamed of as a child and young man.

[–] prof_wafflez@lemmy.world 15 points 12 hours ago

The adults sold us a future they were determined to destroy before it could ever come to fruition.

[–] douglasg14b@lemmy.world 11 points 10 hours ago (3 children)

Isn't this a perfect foreign adversary opportunity for spying on U.S. political figures?

Just integrate your own robot dog, or compromise an existing one. And surveillance away.

[–] chiliedogg@lemmy.world 11 points 5 hours ago

Foreign adversaries already had Trump installed. Why would they need to go through extra work.

Hell - the new Director of Intelligence is a Russian asset.

[–] perestroika@lemm.ee 3 points 7 hours ago

Level 3000 hack: compromise security with drone fleas that jump onto drone dogs.

Level 9000 hack: join the pack with a drone attack dog.

[–] RangerJosie@lemmy.world 2 points 10 hours ago (1 children)

I'm sure the secret service is absolutely thrilled.

[–] Snapz@lemmy.world 8 points 9 hours ago* (last edited 9 hours ago) (1 children)

I'm sure the secret service is absolutely ~~thrilled~~ complicit with his horseshit

[–] RangerJosie@lemmy.world 4 points 9 hours ago

Probably.

I have zero faith in our institutions. They'll quietly do their jobs until the dictator has them purged.

[–] masquenox@lemmy.world 11 points 10 hours ago

I'd like to pet it with a .50 cal.

[–] uriel238@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 points 8 hours ago (1 children)

Coo at them. Pet them. Call them a good doggie. Drop a treat on them, all in defiance.

[–] jagged_circle@feddit.nl 2 points 6 hours ago (1 children)

That's a unique approach to suicide-by-cop

[–] uriel238@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 6 hours ago* (last edited 6 hours ago) (1 children)

The ones at Mar-A-Lago are unarmed.

My approach to the armed ones, particularly the TASER-equipped ones used by some US law enforcement departments, would be very different.

[–] jagged_circle@feddit.nl 4 points 6 hours ago (2 children)

They are also not autonomous. They have armed secret service agents very nearby. If the sensors on the dog alert them, trigger happy armed guards will come.

[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 2 points 3 hours ago

Joke's on them, I won the robot dogs over with my pets and can turn the sentry turrets against the guards.

[–] uriel238@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 points 3 hours ago (1 children)

That's assuming I actually look like a threat, rather than someone infatuated with the weird robot dog.

It's a golf park full of rich old people. I bet the dog-hecklers will come dozens per hour.

[–] jagged_circle@feddit.nl 1 points 2 hours ago (1 children)

You must be white or not from the US. The police in the US are taught to shoot first. Sometimes they get asked questions later.

[–] uriel238@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 points 46 minutes ago (1 children)

That is the way that the police work in the United States yes.

We're not talking about the police, we're talking about the Secret Service protecting the President-Elect of the United States... at a golf park Not only that, but a park where people have to be super rich since access to Trump (leader of the GOP and now President-elect) is figured into the membership fee.

And while the police are happy to gun down the rest of us shlubs, they treat rich people like they treated OJ Simpson after he hacked up Nicole Brown. When they don't and they actually shoot a rich person, then high-powered (blue-haired) lawyers come and sue the precinct and county for enough money to collapse the GDP.

But I do hear you. Police in the US are bastards to the last.

[–] jagged_circle@feddit.nl 1 points 29 minutes ago
[–] AeonFelis@lemmy.world 8 points 10 hours ago

These are not good boys

[–] Kekzkrieger@feddit.org 12 points 12 hours ago (3 children)

can you just approach them and turn them over so they cant get up themselves anymore,, would be some fun activism?

Or is that a crime already in such a free country

[–] LePoisson@lemmy.world 11 points 11 hours ago* (last edited 11 hours ago) (1 children)

https://youtu.be/jEBELMDT6cE?t=262&si=dprkjYTi5nhRjbuK

You can't really keep them from getting back up, they won't stay on their sides perfectly balanced because of the curves on their legs. Even so they could "kick" their legs to push them to be able to get back up.

Just in case you're wondering in the future if that will work.

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[–] iAvicenna@lemmy.world 26 points 15 hours ago (1 children)

will it also say "move along citizen there is nothing to pet here" in a male robot voice?

[–] Stalinwolf@lemmy.ca 8 points 10 hours ago

It can, but it comes out more like "ROOVE ARONG RITIZEN!"

[–] spankmonkey@lemmy.world 23 points 15 hours ago (1 children)

Probably because Trump hates real dogs.

[–] echodot@feddit.uk 3 points 12 hours ago

I think the bronzer has a bad effect on them.

[–] jagged_circle@feddit.nl 45 points 18 hours ago (5 children)

This is one of my favorite Black Mirror episodes. God help us.

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[–] fakeman_pretendname@feddit.uk 74 points 20 hours ago (11 children)

Oh, those are just to stop the kids escaping from the paedodungeon.

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[–] AmidFuror@fedia.io 165 points 22 hours ago (4 children)

Because they're eating the dogs, the people that stay there, they're eating the cats. They're eating the pets of the people that live around there, and this is what's happening in our country, and it's a shame.

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