Dad Jokes

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This is a community for sharing those cheesy “dad” jokes that invoke an eye roll or chuckle.

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submitted 2 days ago by RVGamer06@sh.itjust.works to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world

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[–] gazby@lemmy.dbzer0.com 13 points 2 days ago

Infra engineer here, briefly shit myself until fish tanks lol

[–] Dark_Arc@social.packetloss.gg 43 points 2 days ago (1 children)

That's the most complicated dad joke I've ever heard... I'll have to add it to the dad-a-base.

[–] Benign@fedia.io 11 points 2 days ago

I see you upgraded from the traditional puntry.

[–] RVGamer06@sh.itjust.works 16 points 2 days ago

This dad joke was inspired by XKCD 2958

[–] R3D4CT3D@midwest.social 6 points 2 days ago

kudos 👏👏