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Missing banhammer.

[–] bjoern_tantau@swg-empire.de 7 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Every 27th customer gets a ball peen hammer free!

[–] DmMacniel@feddit.org 2 points 2 days ago

Just be careful when it comes to the automatic circumcisers.

[–] manucode@infosec.pub 4 points 2 days ago
[–] hperrin@lemmy.world 6 points 2 days ago

Why is it called a ball peen hammer?

Cause it's used to hammer your balls and peen.

[–] Kaput@lemmy.world 5 points 2 days ago (4 children)

I always wondered what the ball peen hammer is for.

[–] Valmond@lemmy.world 2 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Same for Soft face & double peen.

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[–] shaserlark@sh.itjust.works 4 points 2 days ago

Rip my straight peen after coming out

[–] _bcron_@lemmy.world 4 points 2 days ago

Now I'm thinking of a hammer tier list. Milled face framing hammer is clearly S-tier because you get to leave your mark

[–] Fluffy_Ruffs@lemmy.world 4 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Dead blow? I'm pretty sure that's illegal.

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[–] Diddlydee@feddit.uk 2 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I have a straight peen most of the time.

[–] toynbee@lemmy.world 2 points 2 days ago

That must be awkward when you're walking around.

[–] dalekcaan@lemm.ee 2 points 2 days ago

Tag yourself, I'm rip.

double peen

Heh

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