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Attorney General Nominee Matt Gaetz Requests to Be Sworn in on Epstein's Little Black Book (thehardtimes.net)

submitted 3 days ago by ZeroCool@slrpnk.net to c/theonion@midwest.social

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[–] SwingingTheLamp@midwest.social 35 points 3 days ago

Not believable; Epstein died over 5 years ago. All the girls in that book are way too old for Gaetz by now.

[–] someguy3@lemmy.ca 44 points 3 days ago (2 children)

Damn this is gonna be a hard 4 years checking for onion.

[–] Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 18 points 3 days ago

Damn this is gonna be a hard 4 years ~~checking for onion.~~

FTFY.

[–] baggins@beehaw.org 5 points 3 days ago

4 years, right.

[–] dumbass@leminal.space 26 points 3 days ago

You're not supposed to report actual news Onion!

[–] makuus@pawb.social 15 points 3 days ago

Fuck me, I almost ate the onion, too. I read it, and for a second honestly believed that, yeah, he would do that as a “I got away with everything” flex.