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touhou themed rule (lemmy.blahaj.zone)

submitted 1 month ago by bbpolterGAYst@lemmy.blahaj.zone to c/196@lemmy.blahaj.zone

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[–] FilthyShrooms@lemmy.world 67 points 1 month ago (3 children)

I did some research and TouHou is a bullet hell game so you gotta dodge knives while getting your dick sucked

[–] user224@lemmy.sdf.org 19 points 1 month ago

so you gotta dodge knives while getting your dick sucked

But that's normal.?

[–] Atelopus-zeteki@fedia.io 15 points 1 month ago

So, like a normal BJ, then?

[–] Doomsider@lemmy.world 8 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

More like a woman surrounded by a thousand dicks and trying to dodge them without taking one in the mouth. Aka a normal day in the US now.

[–] bbpolterGAYst@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 points 1 month ago

did donald trump pass the Flying Penis Law already?

[–] Rozauhtuno@lemmy.blahaj.zone 39 points 1 month ago (1 children)

The one getting blowed plays the trumpet and/or shoots curving lasers.

Obviously.

[–] funkless_eck@sh.itjust.works 4 points 1 month ago

I had to have an operation for that

[–] lime@feddit.nu 31 points 1 month ago (2 children)

it's when you dodge all the shots

[–] bunnyBoy@pawb.social 13 points 1 month ago

Cumshot graze bonus

[–] BreadOven@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago

Like dark souls?

[–] sunoc@sh.itjust.works 11 points 1 month ago

So same as a regular one but wearing a mob cap or something?

[–] teije9@lemmy.blahaj.zone 10 points 1 month ago

you have to dodge orange balls while doing it

[–] magnetosphere@fedia.io 9 points 1 month ago

I hope whoever cropped the response off steps on a Lego.

[–] Commiunism@beehaw.org 8 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Love Covered "Master Spark"

[–] Hupf@feddit.org 6 points 1 month ago

https://youtu.be/A8kGxcBdXYs