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[–] Conyak@lemmy.tf 67 points 1 year ago (5 children)

Do theater employees get paid enough to even care?

[–] The_Picard_Maneuver@startrek.website 29 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Are you guys not getting taken to a side room and frisked when you see a movie?

[–] Nougat@kbin.social 25 points 1 year ago (1 children)

No, and I feel shortchanged.

[–] Seraph@kbin.social 12 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Where's the cavity search I was promised?!?

[–] Pinklink@lemm.ee 2 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

I gotchu fam

[–] Neato@kbin.social 29 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Absolutely not. I worked in a theatre for a summer and I thought I had a pretty good work ethic. As long as you weren't rolling in with a pizza box clearly displayed, I'm not going to ask you for shit besides tickets. Do you have insulin in your backpack or an entire KFC dinner for 6? We will never know.

[–] OtisRamflow@lemm.ee 8 points 1 year ago

I had a party size bag of Doritos in the back of my T-shirt once, they let me right in.

[–] Psythik@lemm.ee 8 points 1 year ago

On several occasions I've literally made eye contact with the ticket person, drink in hand, and not once have they ever said anything, at least not in recent years. Last time they paid the employees enough to care was in the 90s.

[–] mycoxadril@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago

Wait your theaters still have people checking tickets?

[–] XTornado@lemmy.ml 1 points 1 year ago

The one for Beetlejuice earned his wage. 🤣

[–] HawlSera@lemm.ee 22 points 1 year ago

First off I wasn't going to until you said something, second off I'm probably still not going to because honestly unless you're blatantly eating a Big Mac in the middle of the lobby, no one gets paid enough to care. I'm a regular in my theater and I know that everyone knows.

[–] dpkonofa@lemmy.world 16 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I would search that hat for a third child. There’s no way that dude is not multiple kids in a hoodie/trench coat.

[–] VicentAdultman@lemmy.world 6 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Wow, Derek. That's not a nice thing to think about someone. How's Hansel, by the way?

[–] dpkonofa@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

He’s good. Just took a shit outside. Here, you dropped this… n

[–] VicentAdultman@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I was high on alcohol when I created this account. I went to a bar and did the drinking. I forgot the N but didn't mind because that's how adults work. Also, I don't have brooms as hands. Just nosense.

[–] dpkonofa@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago

I knew you had the pot roast. Hearts and berries are my kind of chair feet.

[–] dutchkimble@lemy.lol 1 points 1 year ago

He's so hot right now

[–] PR_freak@programming.dev 12 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Fun fact bags of doritos, chips and similar are not allowed because they make too much noise in the movie theater

Imagine a whole crowd making their bags crack when reaching inside and munching loudly on doritos, it would be so damn awful

[–] MystikIncarnate@lemmy.ca 4 points 1 year ago

I prefer the screeching of Sun chips anyways.

[–] XTornado@lemmy.ml 3 points 1 year ago

Then you have cinemas where people is having a full dinner. Of course you know what you get into and some noose is expected, not saying otherwise, but I found it amusing.