Understandable, copy that. : aneurysmposting

[–] Hazmatastic@lemm.ee 4 points 13 hours ago

My landlady texts like that. But I think she's just speed typing or dictating and not at all reading it before hitting send. The guy who lives in the back does the same, but I think that one's on the drugs

[–] Sprinks@lemmy.world 35 points 22 hours ago (2 children)

Reminds me of a notice put on our old apartment door about their plans to paint.

[–] PinkyCoyote@sopuli.xyz 10 points 22 hours ago

You've got to post that!

[–] thefartographer@lemm.ee 7 points 20 hours ago (1 children)

So, did the inter your apartment or is a raining on that day?

[–] Sprinks@lemmy.world 7 points 20 hours ago

It was a raining that day, but they came the 45th day instead of the 2nd and did not need to inter our apartment.

[–] echodot@feddit.uk 2 points 13 hours ago

So anyone want to take a stab at translating that?

[–] Zachariah@lemmy.world 12 points 20 hours ago

Don't ever, for any reason, do anything to anyone for any reason ever, no matter what, no matter where, or who, or who you are with, or where you are going, or where you've been… ever, for any reason whatsoever.

[–] brbposting@sh.itjust.works 2 points 16 hours ago* (last edited 16 hours ago)

Has Anyone Really Been Far Even as Decided to Use Even Go Want to do Look More Like?

[–] gasgiant@lemmy.ml 5 points 20 hours ago

It's fucking laminated as well!

Must have needed to make sure no one defaced it and changed the meaning.

[–] marcos@lemmy.world 5 points 20 hours ago

Consider it done!

[–] LambdaRX@sh.itjust.works 3 points 20 hours ago

Finally I saw 100% aneurysm, my quest is done.

[+] Angrywaffle2@lemmy.world -15 points 22 hours ago (1 children)

Harris wrote that

[–] Tarquinn2049@lemmy.world 5 points 19 hours ago

Yeah, it sucks to be on the side where people will pick apart your words to see if they can intentionally misconstrue anything. So you have to very carefully craft all sentences to reduce the chance that any of them can be misinterpreted. Instead of the side where you can just say whatever you want and if it doesn't play well, you were retroactively actually joking.

Aneurysm Posting