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[–] Eheran@lemmy.world 38 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

So? Why is he out of breath?

[–] abcdqfr@lemmy.world 39 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] Eheran@lemmy.world 32 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

But he drove in a car......?

[–] RootBeerGuy@discuss.tchncs.de 53 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)
[–] Whelks_chance@lemmy.world 16 points 2 weeks ago

Jpeg2000, love it. Still no support in Google chrome.

[–] xorollo@leminal.space 2 points 2 weeks ago

But also CARdio -- "but he drove a CAR"

[–] AceBonobo@lemmy.world 9 points 2 weeks ago

He's 62 years old

[–] pEg@startrek.website 6 points 2 weeks ago

It's a taxi and the back door is open in the last panel, he didn't even drive.

[–] Cornflake@pawb.social 28 points 2 weeks ago

Nebraska Spiderman had to do the Flintstones thing with the Taxi

[–] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 26 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Why are you outta breath?

That cloud of smoke coming from the taxi isn't exhaust fumes. It's weed smoke.

[–] doingthestuff@lemy.lol 5 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

He is a little thick though too. He needs a sidekick that follows him around with a couch and a bong.

[–] sukhmel@programming.dev 5 points 2 weeks ago

I need a sidekick like that, too

[–] I_Has_A_Hat@lemmy.world 25 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

You know. In all the iterations of spiderman in the spiderverse, I'm surprised there hasnt been a ground spiderman who digs burrows and pops out of the ground to attack foes.

[–] LouNeko@lemmy.world 6 points 2 weeks ago

That's just Moleman with extra steps.

[–] BobbyGasoline@lemmy.world 16 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Can you imagine if Nebraska Spiderman was more like a wolf spider? Just jumping out at MFs.

[–] vaultdweller013@sh.itjust.works 12 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Im just imagining spider-man sprawled on all fours rushing people at 60 miles per hour and jumping at them.

[–] doingthestuff@lemy.lol 3 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Wolf spiders are the best and don't make webs. I would love to see a version of Spider-Man based on this!

[–] skulblaka@sh.itjust.works 2 points 2 weeks ago

Based on the existing Spider-Man's power compared to that of an actual spider, Wolf-Spider-Man would just be an actual xenomorph.

[–] WanakaTree@lemm.ee 9 points 2 weeks ago

This is the funniest shit I've seen on here in a long time

[–] HappyStarDiaz@real.lemmy.fan 4 points 2 weeks ago

So true, I drove through Nebraska once. So sparce, so boring.

[–] sukhmel@programming.dev 3 points 2 weeks ago

His Spidey Sense™ is so strong he responds before the question is asked (also this is why he made it in time, he was chasing a taxi an hour in advance to be just a bit late)

[–] LovableSidekick@lemmy.world 3 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

His superpowers come from radioactive mac 'n' cheese.

[–] WhyFlip@lemmy.world 2 points 2 weeks ago

This is gold, thanks for sharing.

[–] bandwidthcrisis@lemmy.world 2 points 2 weeks ago

Cat-Lassie will save us.

[–] Enzy@lemm.ee 2 points 2 weeks ago