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ENGLISH MUFFIN:… (lemmy.dbzer0.com)

submitted 2 weeks ago by SnokenKeekaGuard@lemmy.dbzer0.com to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world

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[–] antaymonkey@lemmy.world 8 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

I'm trying real hard here. Not getting it.

[–] SnokenKeekaGuard@lemmy.dbzer0.com 27 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Got the English major degree at uni. And is now using that to make a literary analysis, the trench being a symbol

[–] antaymonkey@lemmy.world 4 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Where did the English muffin come in?

[–] SnokenKeekaGuard@lemmy.dbzer0.com 10 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Oh I just added one more English thing. Doesn't work well with the joke tbh

[–] antaymonkey@lemmy.world 1 points 2 weeks ago

Gotcha. Thanks!

[–] gnutrino@programming.dev 4 points 2 weeks ago

Took me a second. You got an actual, audible groan out of me when I got it, well done.