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[โ€“] prex@aussie.zone 70 points 5 days ago (4 children)
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[โ€“] KAYDUBELL@lemmy.world 20 points 4 days ago (5 children)

In jr. high i was called gay because I dressed semi decent. Jeans with a t-shirt a blazer was apparently too much for them lol

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[โ€“] GraniteM@lemmy.world 34 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago) (7 children)

One time in high school, I heard somebody yell "Steve, you [bundle of sticks], stop talking to your girlfriend and let's go!" and Steve was in fact at the time talking to his girlfriend.

The sheer concentration of cognitive dissonance has stuck with me to this day.

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[โ€“] currycourier@lemmy.world 8 points 3 days ago (5 children)

Take my pants all the way off when I poop

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[โ€“] Zier@fedia.io 59 points 5 days ago (5 children)

Here's something to ponder. The next time someone accuses you of being gay for [insert lame reason here], ask them how they know that's gay? Are they gay? Funny how some "men" are so obsessed with "gay" stuff. Always remember, and never forget, closets are for clothes.

[โ€“] bdonvr@thelemmy.club 41 points 5 days ago (1 children)

I definitely employed this strategy in middle school

Doesn't generally work because logic doesn't work on these people

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[โ€“] HootinNHollerin@lemmy.world 71 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago) (14 children)

I went roller blading on the boardwalk along the beach during the pandemic and got called gay

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Wearing a chain.

Chain necklace? Gay

Chain bracelet? Gay

Chain wallet? Also Gay

Chain mail. Well now you're a dork. And also Gay

Wear a kilt?

TBH I've never tried and nobody told me it was gay. But I'm a sweaty person and I would love to air out my crotch except for fear of social criticism.

[โ€“] Sir_Kevin@lemmy.dbzer0.com 39 points 5 days ago

I got called gay for wearing a kilt in america. What's funny is I had my girlfriend as well as a female friend with benifits with me at the time. I didn't even bother responding.

I've heard plenty of guys say that doing any kind of ass play, even with a female is gay.

[โ€“] gjoel@programming.dev 44 points 5 days ago (3 children)

Use hand lotion. Dude, my hands are dry, back off!

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[โ€“] hanrahan@slrpnk.net 11 points 4 days ago

Fuck my bf in the ass...

[โ€“] Hikermick@lemmy.world 57 points 5 days ago (1 children)
[โ€“] Karyoplasma@discuss.tchncs.de 51 points 5 days ago (2 children)

Did you say "no homo" before doing it? If you did, that's just a brojob between alphas.

[โ€“] DharmaCurious@startrek.website 48 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago) (2 children)

I love telling this story, but I'll warn beforehand it's explicit.

! so, one time I was getting a blow job from this dude who was sort of newly out as bi curious. So, he asked if he could suck me off because he'd never done it before. Anyway, when I came, he didn't pull off and decided he was going to swallow, and since he was still really new and nervous, I thought it would be hilarious if I said "no homo" when I came.

Unfortunately, he also thought that was hilarious, and laughed while swallowing. Ever seen milk come out of a kids nose in the cafeteria? That. But with spunk !<

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[โ€“] macrocarpa@lemmy.world 34 points 5 days ago (2 children)

Wore a maroon coloured hoodie

The dude who asked me this also stared fixedly at the crotch of my board shorts and asked me "where's your package, man?" upon me exiting climbing out of a (cold) plunge pool

I clearly looked confused, so he says "where's your piece?"

Dude clearly spent a fair amount of his time cataloguing the outlines of flaccid penises through boardshorts for whatever fucking reason.

I was offended, ish, till I heard the growers vs show-ers thing. Mine retracts while not in use, it's quite convenient.

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[โ€“] scrubbles@poptalk.scrubbles.tech 55 points 5 days ago (3 children)

Oh god so so so many. I'm going to stick with music though for today.

You like ${artist}? That's gay.

Even more fun, "You like ${Track} from artist? That's the gayest track."

Guys are real quick to make sure everyone else knows how much manlier they are by what music they listen to.

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[โ€“] ILikeBoobies@lemmy.ca 19 points 4 days ago (3 children)

Eat an ice cream treat in Australia:(

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[โ€“] JimmyBigSausage@lemm.ee 52 points 5 days ago (3 children)

Let a man do squats over my face until my nose touched his shorts bulge. Wait. Iโ€™m gay.

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[โ€“] AdamBomb@lemmy.sdf.org 43 points 5 days ago (6 children)

Play a female character in an arcade game. Specifically the one in Golden Axe.

[โ€“] mub@lemmy.ml 36 points 5 days ago (5 children)

I usually play as a female character in 3rd person games because I prefer to look at a woman's butt rather than a man's. Seems like the opposite of gay to me, but apparently not.

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[โ€“] wurstgulasch3000@lemmy.world 32 points 5 days ago (2 children)
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[โ€“] letsgo@lemm.ee 8 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Listening to music.

I was playing some music on my cassette player at school one day, but it wasn't rock'n'roll according to the renowned expert that was discussing the situation with me, therefore it was "gay".

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[โ€“] RizzRustbolt@lemmy.world 38 points 5 days ago (6 children)
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unisex clothing == male clothing

so still cant buy anything with colors or style or anything even mildly feminine without the gay thing being thrown around

[โ€“] Tau@lemy.lol 6 points 4 days ago

Using black eyeliner.

[โ€“] sunglocto@lemmy.zip 7 points 4 days ago

One time at school I decided to randomly put a flower on my shrt from outside, then my friend started frantically saying "That's gay bro! Take it off now" and refusing to walk with me in public if i didnt take it off

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