this post was submitted on 23 Oct 2024
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[–] Thorry84@feddit.nl 130 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

This doesn't actually work very well, the letters become visible almost immediately, not after hours. And after a couple of hours the whole thing gets black blobs because of the damaged skin. The bananas will probably not get sold and instead thrown away. Don't waste food ever.

[–] gigachad@sh.itjust.works 37 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

You will also stand awkwardly in the fruit section for 5 minutes carving stuff into a banana, which is a pretty weird thing to do...

[–] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 5 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

They won't stop you at Walmart, though. Not paid enough, plus you can only do "aggressive hospitality." Which is basically just asking if you can help them find anything. Just continue fucking with the produce; they can't stop you.

[–] Toribor@corndog.social 18 points 2 weeks ago

"Hey Boss... That guy is back again..."

"Wait, which guy? The banana guy?"

"Yuuuuuup."