THEY'RE PUTTING CHEMICALS IN THE GASOLINE THAT TURN THE FRIGGIN TRUCKS GAY
this post was submitted on 22 Oct 2024
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Never thought about it, but modes of transport are usually referred to as she/her, so this totally checks out.
N-n-nuh uh! It was always a guy, I just helped reveal that truth!
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Because that's what it means to be a MAN! Bolting fake testicles onto your truck.
Bunch of striving, alpha-male wannabe, Oakley-wearing Thumb heads.
Maybe, they came with a new transmission.
To be fair, all trucks probably come with many nuts (and bolts) by default, so what's 2 more?
Wait until you hear about genetics
I don't think trucks have those
They keep them right next to the automotive gender reassignment theatres.
I have a hitch receiver on my sedan. I've been tempted to get a set for it because I think it'd be funny.
Edit: I've also thought about taking it a step further. My car also has a wiring harness for trailer lights. What if I drill in some red/yellow LED's into the nuts so they'll light up when I brake or use the blinker?
They're illegal in my ~~country~~ county, but I have seriously considered seeing if I could find a vagina to go there instead, since they're not covered in the law.
What country made truck nuts illegal?‽!
Whoops, autocorrect. Meant "county" not "country"
What county CAN make truck nuts illegal? If you’re in the US I feel like that’s a first amendment violation.
I'm pretty sure they're illegal where I am too. I think they were considered obscene or vulgar. To be fair, some of them are made to look exactly like a scrotum. That might be too far.
My guess would be most of them. Based on nothing.
Alternatively, you could put a cowbell on it, it's not obscene, but it's just as red neck.
It doesn't work, bc no matter how many you put on, it always needs more cowbell.
The first day you attach one cowbell.
The second you attach two more cowbells.
The third you attach four more cowbells.
Does that mean you can get insurance to cover the purchase of a pair of truck nuts?
Nuts? Like in anaphylactic shock nuts? I don't get it
There's a thing called truck nuts. It's a rubber ballsack that hangs from the trailer hitch.
No way. You're making it up
Edit: OMG why didn't I die before knowing that
The two men sold Truck Nuts through the late 1990s and 2000s, competing both in the market and in private, exchanging angry phone calls and emails. This conflict escalated into public relations wars, social media conflicts, posts on review sites, blog attack posts, and finally to legal cease and desist orders. Vice News published an article about the feud titled "Balls Out: The Weird Story of the Great Truck Nuts War".
I am so not surprised
That was step 1. Step 2 is the fact that now you’ll see them everywhere.
I don't live in the US, so probably no
Gender assignment surgery
They would probably be against that too though
Nah, they love GAS
It's true. We didn't make the rules.
Buuuut having them on your truck makes "deez nutz" jokes funnier!
I guess if the person knows about the truck nuts, that is.
Or if you're at your truck when you make the joke...