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[–] Hellsfire29@lemmy.world 4 points 22 minutes ago

Nothing wrong with being proud of giving birth to a new life. Also nothing wrong with believing that you're more than that. It becomes a problem when people start forcing their beliefs on others.

[–] mathias_freire@lemmy.ml 6 points 1 hour ago

God gave you ass holes, so it's your duty taking shits as much possible. with this mindset

[–] beefbot@lemmy.blahaj.zone 7 points 3 hours ago (1 children)

God gave human adult males flexible ****ncters the approximate circumference of my **** so there’s proof of what men are for 😘

[–] Hathaway@lemmy.zip 12 points 2 hours ago (1 children)
[–] cadekat@pawb.social 1 points 5 minutes ago
[–] NigelFrobisher@aussie.zone 30 points 11 hours ago

It’s always the people who are most obsessed with us reproducing who also work the hardest to make sure there isn’t any future for our children.

[–] RandomVideos@programming.dev 69 points 16 hours ago (7 children)

Look at your bodies, men. Legs and arms. God created you to fight bears with no weapons every day of your life

[–] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 53 points 15 hours ago (1 children)

That's why I'm on Grindr everyday. To wrestle the bears.

[–] Montagge@lemmy.zip 16 points 12 hours ago

Thank you for your service

[–] fossilesque@mander.xyz 14 points 16 hours ago* (last edited 16 hours ago) (2 children)

God made our faces for punching, over and over.

[–] prex@aussie.zone 11 points 5 hours ago (1 children)
[–] whoisearth@lemmy.ca 2 points 12 minutes ago

What's this a wild bertstrip?! I'll allow it lol

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[–] peanutyam@lemmy.world 19 points 15 hours ago (1 children)

“The Transformed Wife” is the worst of all the Transformers - must be a Decipticon hell bent on hating all women with brains….

[–] Classy@sh.itjust.works 14 points 14 hours ago (1 children)

Lack of butterflies caused me to panic the first time he proposed, and I needed more time to think things through. I knew I liked him. I knew in terms of biblical values, he was a rare find. He wasn’t the most handsome guy ever, but he wasn’t repulsive either.

Oooof what a blog lmao

https://thetransformedwife.com/can-a-marriage-that-doesnt-begin-with-butterflies-last/

[–] lennivelkant@discuss.tchncs.de 9 points 7 hours ago

Poor lady, victim of a fucked up religion enforcing sexist bullshit, became an bullshitter in turn. I feel sorry for her.

Doesn't mean I excuse the crap she's dumping out there, of course.

[–] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 28 points 17 hours ago (7 children)

Another possible housewife and incubator ruined by BIG ACADEMIA.

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[–] _bcron@midwest.social 92 points 21 hours ago (2 children)

Look at your bodies, women! An internal inguinal canal less likely to cause a hernia, lower center of gravity, higher body fat, and less body hair for easier cleanup. God created you for spending long hours in the coal mines!

[–] AbeilleVegane@beehaw.org 1 points 1 hour ago (1 children)

Such a genuinely good reductio, I'm stealing this!

[–] PhAzE@lemmy.ca 2 points 25 minutes ago

Reductio... is that a Harry Potter spell?

[–] Shou@lemmy.world 39 points 20 hours ago (2 children)

But men's long ass nosehair makes for natural filters against the dust in the mines! Clearly men are better suited for the mines!

[–] Narauko@lemmy.world 53 points 16 hours ago

But look at how small and dexterous the children are, able to squeeze and clamber through the tunnels. And look at what they play all day: Minecraft. Clearly the children are best suited, as they yearn for the mines.

[–] JokeDeity@lemm.ee 25 points 20 hours ago

And yet it's the children who yearn for the mines.

[–] johannesvanderwhales@lemmy.world 134 points 22 hours ago* (last edited 22 hours ago) (1 children)

Look at your body, people! Mouth, stomach, and intestines! God created you to produce shit!

[–] DJDarren@thelemmy.club 40 points 21 hours ago (1 children)

And some of us are blessed with producing more shit than others.

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[–] socsa@piefed.social 12 points 15 hours ago

No, she has a point. Men have testicles and a penis so perhaps they are simply useless once they have transferred their genetic material to the next generation.

[–] Apytele@sh.itjust.works 297 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (17 children)

Look at men's bodies! They have prostates capable of being stimulated to climax. God designed men for the magnificent job of bottoming and what could be more beautiful than a man orgasming while getting railed up the ass?

[–] prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone 69 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (3 children)

What about the nipples though? WHAT ABOUT THE NIPPLES???

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[–] moistclump@lemmy.world 142 points 23 hours ago (12 children)

Reminder that just because you don’t have children, doesn’t mean you have to achieve a certain level of career or academia. You’re still valid. I’m still valid…

[–] Visstix@lemmy.world 38 points 22 hours ago

I've done my part to make the world a better place by not having kids, and I'm just cruising along.

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[–] style99@lemm.ee 60 points 21 hours ago (6 children)

It's always the Devil who tries to convince everyone that he speaks for God.

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[–] MrsDoyle@sh.itjust.works 22 points 18 hours ago (4 children)

According to Wikipedia, "the world population ... was estimated by the United Nations to have exceeded eight billion in mid-November 2022. It took around 300,000 years of human prehistory and history for the human population to reach a billion and only 218 years more to reach 8 billion."

There are PLENTY of people in the world. Some of them need to get off my lawn. Grrr.

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[–] leadore@lemmy.world 7 points 15 hours ago

So based on this type of criteria, God created men to fuck things up.

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