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[–] NigelFrobisher@aussie.zone 22 points 7 hours ago

It’s always the people who are most obsessed with us reproducing who also work the hardest to make sure there isn’t any future for our children.

[–] RandomVideos@programming.dev 62 points 12 hours ago (7 children)

Look at your bodies, men. Legs and arms. God created you to fight bears with no weapons every day of your life

[–] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 45 points 11 hours ago (1 children)

That's why I'm on Grindr everyday. To wrestle the bears.

[–] Montagge@lemmy.zip 10 points 8 hours ago

Thank you for your service

[–] fossilesque@mander.xyz 12 points 12 hours ago* (last edited 11 hours ago) (2 children)

God made our faces for punching, over and over.

[–] thesporkeffect@lemmy.world 5 points 11 hours ago

I can only hit myself in the face real hard three, four times before I get woozy and forget where I am. It's a cycle of violence

[–] interdimensionalmeme@lemmy.ml 5 points 11 hours ago

I already killed all the bears. I will now kill all thé trees

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[–] peanutyam@lemmy.world 14 points 11 hours ago (1 children)

“The Transformed Wife” is the worst of all the Transformers - must be a Decipticon hell bent on hating all women with brains….

[–] Classy@sh.itjust.works 10 points 10 hours ago (1 children)

Lack of butterflies caused me to panic the first time he proposed, and I needed more time to think things through. I knew I liked him. I knew in terms of biblical values, he was a rare find. He wasn’t the most handsome guy ever, but he wasn’t repulsive either.

Oooof what a blog lmao

https://thetransformedwife.com/can-a-marriage-that-doesnt-begin-with-butterflies-last/

[–] lennivelkant@discuss.tchncs.de 6 points 3 hours ago

Poor lady, victim of a fucked up religion enforcing sexist bullshit, became an bullshitter in turn. I feel sorry for her.

Doesn't mean I excuse the crap she's dumping out there, of course.

[–] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 24 points 12 hours ago (3 children)

Another possible housewife and incubator ruined by BIG ACADEMIA.

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[–] _bcron@midwest.social 81 points 16 hours ago (1 children)

Look at your bodies, women! An internal inguinal canal less likely to cause a hernia, lower center of gravity, higher body fat, and less body hair for easier cleanup. God created you for spending long hours in the coal mines!

[–] Shou@lemmy.world 35 points 16 hours ago (2 children)

But men's long ass nosehair makes for natural filters against the dust in the mines! Clearly men are better suited for the mines!

[–] Narauko@lemmy.world 44 points 12 hours ago

But look at how small and dexterous the children are, able to squeeze and clamber through the tunnels. And look at what they play all day: Minecraft. Clearly the children are best suited, as they yearn for the mines.

[–] JokeDeity@lemm.ee 22 points 16 hours ago

And yet it's the children who yearn for the mines.

[–] socsa@piefed.social 9 points 11 hours ago

No, she has a point. Men have testicles and a penis so perhaps they are simply useless once they have transferred their genetic material to the next generation.

[–] johannesvanderwhales@lemmy.world 125 points 18 hours ago* (last edited 18 hours ago) (1 children)

Look at your body, people! Mouth, stomach, and intestines! God created you to produce shit!

[–] DJDarren@thelemmy.club 36 points 17 hours ago (1 children)

And some of us are blessed with producing more shit than others.

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[–] MrsDoyle@sh.itjust.works 20 points 14 hours ago (1 children)

According to Wikipedia, "the world population ... was estimated by the United Nations to have exceeded eight billion in mid-November 2022. It took around 300,000 years of human prehistory and history for the human population to reach a billion and only 218 years more to reach 8 billion."

There are PLENTY of people in the world. Some of them need to get off my lawn. Grrr.

[–] jaschen@lemm.ee 3 points 10 hours ago (2 children)

Tell that to Japan and Korea. They missed the memo.

[–] Vilian@lemmy.ca 3 points 6 hours ago

They need to learn to convive with others to increase immigration, or fix their system but that's harder tho

[–] Underwaterbob@lemm.ee 2 points 6 hours ago

I think you'll notice both of those places have very low birth rates these days. Almost like people don't enjoy being crammed in like sardines and having to compete in the workplace like rats fighting over the last rotting morsels.

[–] leadore@lemmy.world 7 points 11 hours ago

So based on this type of criteria, God created men to fuck things up.

[–] Apytele@sh.itjust.works 286 points 21 hours ago* (last edited 20 hours ago) (17 children)

Look at men's bodies! They have prostates capable of being stimulated to climax. God designed men for the magnificent job of bottoming and what could be more beautiful than a man orgasming while getting railed up the ass?

[–] prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone 66 points 20 hours ago* (last edited 20 hours ago) (3 children)

What about the nipples though? WHAT ABOUT THE NIPPLES???

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[–] moistclump@lemmy.world 137 points 19 hours ago (12 children)

Reminder that just because you don’t have children, doesn’t mean you have to achieve a certain level of career or academia. You’re still valid. I’m still valid…

[–] pressanykeynow@lemmy.world 5 points 10 hours ago

I don't think "valid" is a proper word for someone's life. You don't have to be validated by anyone, you don't own anyone anything. Do what you yourself see fit for this one-time adventure.

[–] Visstix@lemmy.world 34 points 17 hours ago

I've done my part to make the world a better place by not having kids, and I'm just cruising along.

[–] where_am_i@sh.itjust.works 1 points 8 hours ago

And if you do want children and are fulfilled living a life dedicated to making and raising them, you're also still valid.

In fact, that would be an accomplishment, while simply existing isn't. But this planet got an overpopulation problem, so if all you wanna do is continue simply and unimportantly existing while also not procreating, I'd say, go ahead.

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[–] style99@lemm.ee 58 points 17 hours ago (6 children)

It's always the Devil who tries to convince everyone that he speaks for God.

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[–] Imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.works 16 points 16 hours ago

By this logic you really can't expect me to pee in the toilet. I can't have a fire hose adapter hanging off of me just to pee straight down all the time. I was born for snow writing, and I'm coming to a yard near you!

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