God gave human adult males flexible ****ncters the approximate circumference of my **** so there’s proof of what men are for 😘
this post was submitted on 21 Oct 2024
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It’s always the people who are most obsessed with us reproducing who also work the hardest to make sure there isn’t any future for our children.
Look at your bodies, men. Legs and arms. God created you to fight bears with no weapons every day of your life
That's why I'm on Grindr everyday. To wrestle the bears.
Thank you for your service
God made our faces for punching, over and over.
I can only hit myself in the face real hard three, four times before I get woozy and forget where I am. It's a cycle of violence
I already killed all the bears. I will now kill all thé trees
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“The Transformed Wife” is the worst of all the Transformers - must be a Decipticon hell bent on hating all women with brains….
Lack of butterflies caused me to panic the first time he proposed, and I needed more time to think things through. I knew I liked him. I knew in terms of biblical values, he was a rare find. He wasn’t the most handsome guy ever, but he wasn’t repulsive either.
Oooof what a blog lmao
https://thetransformedwife.com/can-a-marriage-that-doesnt-begin-with-butterflies-last/
Poor lady, victim of a fucked up religion enforcing sexist bullshit, became an bullshitter in turn. I feel sorry for her.
Doesn't mean I excuse the crap she's dumping out there, of course.
Look at your bodies, women! An internal inguinal canal less likely to cause a hernia, lower center of gravity, higher body fat, and less body hair for easier cleanup. God created you for spending long hours in the coal mines!
But men's long ass nosehair makes for natural filters against the dust in the mines! Clearly men are better suited for the mines!
But look at how small and dexterous the children are, able to squeeze and clamber through the tunnels. And look at what they play all day: Minecraft. Clearly the children are best suited, as they yearn for the mines.
And yet it's the children who yearn for the mines.
No, she has a point. Men have testicles and a penis so perhaps they are simply useless once they have transferred their genetic material to the next generation.
Look at your body, people! Mouth, stomach, and intestines! God created you to produce shit!
Look at men's bodies! They have prostates capable of being stimulated to climax. God designed men for the magnificent job of bottoming and what could be more beautiful than a man orgasming while getting railed up the ass?
What about the nipples though? WHAT ABOUT THE NIPPLES???
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Reminder that just because you don’t have children, doesn’t mean you have to achieve a certain level of career or academia. You’re still valid. I’m still valid…
I don't think "valid" is a proper word for someone's life. You don't have to be validated by anyone, you don't own anyone anything. Do what you yourself see fit for this one-time adventure.
I've done my part to make the world a better place by not having kids, and I'm just cruising along.
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It's always the Devil who tries to convince everyone that he speaks for God.
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According to Wikipedia, "the world population ... was estimated by the United Nations to have exceeded eight billion in mid-November 2022. It took around 300,000 years of human prehistory and history for the human population to reach a billion and only 218 years more to reach 8 billion."
There are PLENTY of people in the world. Some of them need to get off my lawn. Grrr.
Tell that to Japan and Korea. They missed the memo.
They need to learn to convive with others to increase immigration, or fix their system but that's harder tho
Korea isn't as bad as Japan when it comes to their immigration. But somehow Korea is even worse birth rate than Japan.
I think you'll notice both of those places have very low birth rates these days. Almost like people don't enjoy being crammed in like sardines and having to compete in the workplace like rats fighting over the last rotting morsels.
So based on this type of criteria, God created men to fuck things up.
By this logic you really can't expect me to pee in the toilet. I can't have a fire hose adapter hanging off of me just to pee straight down all the time. I was born for snow writing, and I'm coming to a yard near you!
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