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"Did I wake you?"

"No, I was already awake from the phone ringing."

[–] OpenStars@discuss.online 6 points 1 week ago

As opposed to Boeing Boeing Boeing:

What's that, I can't hear you !? The door just fell off again and we are at 1,000 feet! Oops, there goes our other wing too!?

[–] HeavyRaptor@lemmy.zip 5 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (2 children)

It's pretty much ~~in~~ on you at this point if you haven't set up automatic do not disturb on your phone yet.

[–] VeganCheesecake@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Meh, I told myself I'd do it if I ever get disturbed by a call that isn't important or interesting. Hasn't happened yet.

[–] Waffle@infosec.pub 1 points 1 week ago

Deep deep deep inside of you

[–] Lightor@lemmy.world 4 points 1 week ago (3 children)

I hate this. I've had people call me and say "hey we're you sleeping" and it doesn't seem to matter what you say lol. To be fair, this is mostly my family, but damn, come on.

[–] RebekahWSD@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago

My mother does this. And then says she'll call back when I'm awake and it's like no! I'm awake now, I answered the phone, just do the talk thing now, cause I'm not getting back to sleep!

[–] Godnroc@lemmy.world 1 points 1 week ago

"Yes." "Ah, shit, well I'll let you get back to it." "No, I'm awake now. What's going on?"

Every time. If someone wakes me up they may need to talk and I'm always about that.

[–] echodot@feddit.uk 1 points 1 week ago

My boss did that once, no idea what he wanted because as soon as I said yes I was asleep, he said oh sorry and put the phone down.

[–] doingthestuff@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago

I would have already been up for a couple of hours. My problem used to be people trying to get ahold of me at 10pm, but Do Not Disturb fixed that. People don't understand what the 3-4am life is about.

[–] vinyl@lemmy.world 1 points 1 week ago

Cocky want boing boing