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[–] TTH4P@lemm.ee 26 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Technically you ARE glowing. The bioluminescence is just very dim. I hope this helps!

[–] user224@lemmy.sdf.org 16 points 8 months ago

And you're also hot. (You emit IR light)

[–] isVeryLoud@lemmy.ca 15 points 8 months ago

Why does the boner have a hand

[–] festnt@sh.itjust.works 9 points 8 months ago (2 children)
[–] the_best_nerd@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 points 8 months ago

looks ai generated

[–] pancakes@sh.itjust.works 2 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

It's my body cracking like a glow stick whenever I move yet refusing to glow and the subsequent disappointment felt.

[–] PugJesus@lemmy.world 8 points 8 months ago

Every time I wake up and all my joints crack, yet I don't receive an invigorating glow to help rouse me for the morning, is a disappointment.

[–] j4k3@lemmy.world 3 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Crack? Crack is easy. What really blows is sand, in your joints. That kind of role will get your hot box orbs glowing

[–] Vinny_93@lemmy.world 4 points 8 months ago

How about sand in your crack

[–] rain_worl@lemmy.world 0 points 8 months ago

quoth femtanyl: SNAP MY NECK AND THEN JUST WATCH ME GLOW