Have you tried using more cowbell?
this post was submitted on 17 Oct 2024
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I have this tattooed on my back
Okay... Well... We'll just put you on the "do not ever fuck" list.
That is absolutely for the best
There ain't no doctor that can cure my disease
I need Bad, BAD medicine
It carries coffee addiction
Turns out it's Man.
People are technically sexually transmitted diseases
Idk, feels like we're doing a pretty good job of curing the planet of it's infection
By increasingly expanding the population?
By causing global warming which will eventually kill the virus, like a fever.
Every year since the Release of the original Kingsmann movie i start to think more and more, that this movies villain Idea wasnt so bad at all. Except for his "let those live who can afford it" vibes, fuck that.
If we're a virus, we're like herpes. You can try to kill us, but we'll always come back.
Or we're a virus like Smallpox and we explode in size but then get eradicated.
Sometimes things get bigger before they get smaller.
I know Republicans mostly live in trailers but this is something different.
A motorcycle the dude works on himself
Yeah, I'm sure it's some sort of expensive hobby he's addicted to, and perpetual project motorcycle would be my first guess.
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It carries life?
There's a cure for life
Oh right. It only works once though.
It is quite definitive though. Aside from one (alleged) occurrence of a person not being cured (and it is also alleged to have worked the second time, in that case), it has never been described to fail in all of humanity's recorded history
Wow - a whole trailer full of cowbells?
I just realized my joke is backwards but I think I’m leaving it anyway…
Plus, the cowbell cures the fever.
Correct, the source of the fever was never specified, all we know is that the only prescription was more cowbell. This was a real concern for the CDC and the WHO at the time, but the fever appeared to subside on May 21, 1976, when the song “(Don’t Fear) The Reaper” was released by the Blue Oyster Cult, potentially saving millions of lives.
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Spoiler: It's filled with catgirls.
C'mon. In a trailer? It's definitely horsegirls.
Oh shit. That truck is full of ligma!
Whats ligma?
steve jobs hahahsh gottem
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Is it contagious. That’s the thing you need to be most concerned about.
Laughter is infectious, therefore I must conclude it's the original month python script containing the world's funniest joke
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*Slaps trailer, "You can fit so much Herpes in this thing."
That's an amazing name for a horse.
Steps to becoming a car person: Step one - like cars. Step two - pick up a drug habit because it's way cheaper than restoring cars.
I love my Prelude. I paid $2,700 for it. I could sink another $10k into it and I'd have a perfectly good Prelude worth $6,000.
One of these days when I can stand to be out 10 grand, I'll fix it up. For now, I'm just enjoying it as it is. It looks like butt, but it runs good.
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Just some humans
It's okay, it's near a Waffel House, things will work themselves out
People always freak out over this picture but it's just a joke about motorcycles. Bumper stickers say "Yamaha" and "Look twice for motorcycles", but it seems to be partially torn so "for mo" is cut off.
is it stupidity?
a disease which has no cure
Thrill-seeking recklessness.
GOP philosophy?
The good news is that on a long enough timeline, life guarantees that all diseases have one cure by default, even that one.
The bad news is that it’s a fuck of long timeline.
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