ᴄᴀᴛs. ᴄᴀᴛs ᴀʀᴇ ɴɪᴄᴇ.
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We'll bang, ok?
Machine, turn back now
ULTRAKILL
Shaka, when the walls fell.
Darmok, and Jelad, at Tenagra.
Kirk, when he heard there were alien hotties on the away mission.
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There's a frood who really knows where his towel is!
Resistance is useless!
"I'll bet ye've got all sorts o' barmy questions! [Mimics your heroic stance] Greetin's, I have some questions... can ye tell me about this place? Who's the Lady o' Pain? I'm lookin' fer the magic Girdle of Swank Iron, have ye seen it? Do ye know where a portal ta the 2,817th Plane o' the Abyss might be? Do ye know where the Holy Flamin' Frost-Brand Gronk-Slayin' Vorpal Hammer o' Woundin' an' Returnin' an' Shootin'-Lightnin'-Out-Yer-Bum is?"
Wibbly wobbly timey wimey
A TEST of your reflexes! yes, yes!! just so!
Bit disappointed by how few of these I recognise!
This is my favorite store in the citadel
When you fucking see it!
D-did... he just suplex that train?!?
There are other receivers.
Griffith!!
"It's better to do it than live with the fear of it"
Or
"You have to be realistic "
Chicks love cars. If you want to get into her pants, you better have a nice hot Ferrari.
Best block, no be there.
turbo cancer (not a sentence, but close enough)
While we were developing common sense, she studied the blade.
don't think you understood?
I am that guy
Great scene. Amos gets his hands dirty so his friends don't have to. Amazing character
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"Dont get cooked, stay off the hook!"
Keep it secret, keep it safe!
The Reptites have stolen our gate key and now we're stuck here.
They Call me Gato. I have Metal Joints. Beat me up. And Earn 15 Silver Points.
Give dactyl
It's ticking all the boxes.
Thank god fish aren't into cash.
Sitting next to me, a man who told me that if he sees the pilot of any plane he boards is a woman, he immediately leaves. Because he believes, and I quote, that “their concentration spans and motor skills are not suited to the job”.
He's going to have a grand ol time explaining to his boss why he's not at the global conference that his company paid $20,000 for him to attend, or explaining to his daughter why he's not there to walk her down the aisle at her wedding.
There. The circle of stupidity is complete.
"Destroy your desk it's usless now.."
Without Narrativium, the cosmos has no story, no purpose, no destination.
Get up.
Just who the hell do you think I am?!