this post was submitted on 17 Oct 2024
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This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.

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If you find yourself getting angry (or god forbid, agreeing) with something Anon has said, you might be doing it wrong.

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[–] Draegur@lemm.ee 7 points 1 day ago

Wife material.

[–] TwentySeven@lemmy.world 27 points 1 day ago

You gotta pay the troll toll to get into this boy's hole

[–] Yerbouti@sh.itjust.works 43 points 1 day ago (6 children)

Do people have any idea what being autistic means?

[–] Akasazh@feddit.nl 14 points 1 day ago

I think 4chan is adamant in using definitions the wrong way.

You know

'trolling'

Unfortunately, it seems to be thrown around by people who are trying to avoid blame for bad behavior. A lot of IP2 streamers yell that they are autistic to persuade people not to call the police. This stuff eventually filters through the internet to the point that people are using the word autistic in association with bad behaviors that have nothing to do with actual autism.

[–] rockerface@lemm.ee 15 points 1 day ago

For them, apparently an excuse

[–] weker01@sh.itjust.works 7 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] emptiestplace@lemmy.ml 4 points 1 day ago

Insightful, thanks!

[–] Nuke_the_whales@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago

I don't think so, especially people who treat it like a badge of honor or superpower.

[–] rxin@lemmy.blahaj.zone 114 points 2 days ago (2 children)

fake: anon has a girlfriend

gay: finger up his butthole

[–] PuddleOfKittens@sh.itjust.works 8 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Gay: Penetrative sex between a man and a woman, apparently.

[–] TrippaSnippa@lemm.ee 4 points 1 day ago

Fellas, is it gay to have sex with your wife?

[–] hate2bme@lemmy.world 26 points 2 days ago

Fingers in butthole is the only truth

[–] MeDuViNoX@sh.itjust.works 60 points 1 day ago
[–] blanketswithsmallpox@lemmy.world 23 points 1 day ago (1 children)

How loose is anons butthole?

[–] cRazi_man@lemm.ee 6 points 1 day ago
[–] voracitude@lemmy.world 17 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] tetris11@lemmy.ml 4 points 1 day ago

No history, no origin, it just exists. Lmfao

[–] wesker@lemmy.sdf.org 51 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Anon got digitally violated.

[–] Rakonat@lemmy.world 16 points 1 day ago

Anon needs to stop dating his sister.

[–] Senseless@feddit.org 11 points 1 day ago

Can someone rent this gf? Asking for a friend.

[–] chicken@lemmy.dbzer0.com 17 points 2 days ago (2 children)
[–] Nuke_the_whales@lemmy.world 11 points 1 day ago

My gf woke me up with a blowjob. She's a literal rapist! /S

[–] Anivia@feddit.org 8 points 1 day ago

Not enough information in the greentext to conclude that

[–] IMNOTCRAZYINSTITUTION@lemmy.world 5 points 1 day ago (1 children)

if anyone ever tried this on me I'm catching 25 to life

[–] WeirdGoesPro@lemmy.dbzer0.com 12 points 1 day ago

That is the length of an average successful marriage, yes.

[–] Banichan@dormi.zone 16 points 2 days ago

we do a little penetrating