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[–] PlantJam@lemmy.world 50 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I enjoy trying to figure out if sovcits are using some special magic grammar or just making normal non magic typos.

[–] BonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.world 17 points 1 month ago

They definitely have their own lingo.

[–] AmidFuror@fedia.io 26 points 1 month ago (1 children)

The Sovcit should use his "indorsement" method to get cash from the bank. Then he doesn't need the car salesman to go along with anything.

[–] Rhynoplaz@lemmy.world 6 points 1 month ago

Turns out I've been ENdorsing things and it's having the opposite effect!

[–] You_are_dust@lemm.ee 20 points 1 month ago

I'm ready to find out what real money is. This fake money is too hard to get.

[–] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 12 points 1 month ago

He's not looking for a car salesman.

He's looking for a cvar salesman.

That will be even harder to find!

[–] Reverendender@sh.itjust.works 9 points 1 month ago (2 children)

I just realized that the really kind of sadly hilarious part of this, is that they probably look at all of us and pity us for participating in the daily grind or whatnot. Meanwhile they’re back there feeling all smug thinking they’ve got the inside track on magical sources of free money.

[–] BonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.world 14 points 1 month ago (1 children)

They do. They're always calling normal people sheeple and talking about what suckers we are, and then post "my car got repoed what do I do?".

Except their magic money machine is fake, but their need to buy food and housing and whatever else is very real. In order to sustain themselves they're either also grinding away at a 9-5 in addition to trying to make the magic happen or else they're straight-up grifting other sovcits and aspiring sovcits into giving them money.

There's a reason why the C in OPCA stands for "commercial".

[–] Laser@feddit.org 3 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

The bank after I explain what money is, what cash is and what the real money is