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[–] BugleFingers@lemmy.world 8 points 6 days ago

I am become Linux, user of arch

[–] pfm@scribe.disroot.org 3 points 5 days ago

Wearing comfy socks is in my DNA

[–] werefreeatlast@lemmy.world 3 points 6 days ago

The first confirmed triple penis is incredible. It's owner is able to establish a love quadrilateral. Indeed a Trenis is quite enjoyable for everyone involved.

[–] ICastFist@programming.dev 1 points 6 days ago

The first human-octopus hybrid with conjoined legtacles

[–] zqwzzle@lemmy.ca 25 points 1 week ago (1 children)

X chromosomes are stored in the balls

[–] merari42@lemmy.world 7 points 1 week ago

Partially true

[–] MarcomachtKuchen@feddit.org 17 points 1 week ago

Leaked Nudes of Elon musk.

[–] GardenVarietyAnxiety@lemmy.world 15 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] MeatPilot@lemmy.world 7 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

XXX-Men Orgasms

[–] Blackout@fedia.io 10 points 1 week ago

Apparently masterbating 34 times in a single day is one time too many

[–] HeckGazer@programming.dev 9 points 1 week ago

Her: I'm a virgin

My penis:

[–] MeaanBeaan@lemmy.world 9 points 1 week ago (1 children)

"And this kids is why you need to be very careful when operating the band saw."

[–] P00ptart@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago

Lmfao when I read this and I thought awww! A wholesome one!

[–] wildncrazyguy138@fedia.io 8 points 1 week ago

Dear Levi’s, I am writing to inform you that my recent purchase of “Men’s Ribozyme Pant - the only jean that contours to your biology” has spliced my legs off.

In retrospect, I realize I should have been more judicious in my jean selection.

Consider this my formal request for a refund.

[–] Rampsquatch@sh.itjust.works 8 points 1 week ago

It's a feminine penis.

[–] deegeese@sopuli.xyz 6 points 1 week ago

The male determines the sex of the offspring.

[–] Aquila@sh.itjust.works 5 points 1 week ago

*animorphs into chromosome

Scientists finally reached their goal of genetically engineering human legs to be extremely bendy, invisible at the knee, and Voltronable at the ankle through even fuzzy socks in 2034.

[–] Sabre363@sh.itjust.works 4 points 1 week ago
[–] P00ptart@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago

When you have a godly sized dong but can't use it because it's attached to your Siamese twins' huge dong.

[–] stelelor@lemmy.ca 3 points 1 week ago

The base pairs are off and that irritates me more than the art - at least that has the excuse of being evocative or something.

[–] superkret@feddit.org 3 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

The evolution of Unix socks

[–] Werbert@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago

A legged continuity.

[–] multifariace@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago

Is this showing us that we can experience more dimensions if we fuck up our base pairs?

[–] elollie@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 points 1 week ago
[–] rain_worl@lemmy.world 0 points 1 week ago

aw man made a typo