But to be honest, it was a magical moment to follow the "rubber band" and realize what exactly it is. And by that I mean the eldritch horror summoning ritual kind of magic.

[–] kittenzrulz123@lemmy.blahaj.zone 73 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Please put an NSFW tag on this. I was on the train and when I saw this I had to start screaming. Everyone else gave me strange looks and were saying things like “what the fuck” and “call the police”. I dropped my phone and everyone around me saw this image. Now there is a whole train of people screaming together in fear and agony at this one image. This is all your fault, you could have prevented this if you had just tagged this post NSFW.

[–] volvoxvsmarla@lemm.ee 36 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Wait no one started masturbating? How odd

[–] kittenzrulz123@lemmy.blahaj.zone 20 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Everyone is too horrified to be horny

[–] Buddahriffic@lemmy.world 7 points 3 months ago

I was there, there was a young horny couple that couldn't take their hands or lips off each other prior to OP's screams. After they saw that, they started fighting instead. Like a bare knuckle brawl, not an argument.

[–] 8000gnat@reddthat.com 33 points 3 months ago (1 children)

pass the unsee juice please

[–] urheber@discuss.tchncs.de 1 points 2 months ago

[–] user224@lemmy.sdf.org 31 points 3 months ago

non't.

[–] OsrsNeedsF2P@lemmy.ml 30 points 3 months ago (2 children)

Yup that's enough Lemmy for today

[–] Sternburgexport@feddit.org 8 points 3 months ago

For the whole week

[–] hungryphrog@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 points 3 months ago

I can say the same, and I just got on here. OP you have ruined my day and perhaps my entire life.

[–] FGoo@sh.itjust.works 29 points 3 months ago (1 children)

When it said organic I thought it was a hair band made out of meat and I was like ugh. Then I realized what it actually was. I wish it was meat.

[–] toynbee@lemmy.world 15 points 3 months ago

What do you mean? We're made out of meat.

(I'm sorry there's apparently no https version of that site.)

[–] Skunk@jlai.lu 25 points 3 months ago

I want to cry now.

[–] frozenpopsicle@lemmy.dbzer0.com 19 points 3 months ago

Do your ears hang low? Do they dangle to and fro...

[–] RagingHungryPanda@lemm.ee 19 points 3 months ago (2 children)

You can tie them in a knot or you can tie them in a bow

[–] TotallynotJessica@lemmy.world 9 points 3 months ago

You can throw them on your shoulder like a continental soldier

[–] janet_catcus@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 3 months ago

in the front or the back but not yet on both.

[–] Cenotaph@mander.xyz 18 points 3 months ago

i hate it i hate it i hate it

[–] hungryphrog@lemmy.blahaj.zone 18 points 3 months ago

No.

[–] WoahWoah@lemmy.world 16 points 3 months ago

Dear god why

[–] EvolvedTurtle@lemmy.world 13 points 3 months ago

Politely delete this please

[–] Vinny_93@lemmy.world 13 points 3 months ago

[–] devilish666@lemmy.world 13 points 3 months ago

1000007569

[–] Sylence@lemmy.dbzer0.com 13 points 3 months ago

TIHI

[–] yetAnotherUser@lemmy.ca 12 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Mark it NSFW

[–] LemmyKnowsBest@lemmy.world 7 points 3 months ago

Yeah seriously This is Not Safe For Work because my boss just walked by and saw this over my shoulder and now I'm fired.

[–] crusa187@lemmy.ml 12 points 3 months ago

Welp, time to go outside for the day. Gross!

[–] phorq@lemmy.ml 11 points 3 months ago (2 children)

Not vegan though, because a human was harmed for the creation of that ponytail.

[–] Escew@lemm.ee 26 points 3 months ago

Yeah, me.

[–] desktop_user@lemmy.blahaj.zone 12 points 3 months ago (2 children)

I thought consent was the more important factors, hence breast milk being vegan?

[–] Aurora_TheFirstLight@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 points 3 months ago

I'm becoming a pure vegan and asking my girlfriend for help! Thanks for this information

[–] commie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 3 months ago

the vegan society definition makes no mention of consent. only exploitation.

[–] BreadOven@lemmy.world 11 points 3 months ago

How do I delete something from the Internet?

[–] HootinNHollerin@lemmy.world 11 points 3 months ago

Ima vom real quick

[–] spankinspinach@sh.itjust.works 9 points 3 months ago

A vehement, unnecessarily aggressive down-toot for you sir. But only because I did not enjoy this lol

[–] janet_catcus@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 points 3 months ago

the visuals and concept are both disgusting, but reading this made me laugh like nothing for a long time, thanks peeps, this was lovely