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[–] Darkassassin07@lemmy.ca 35 points 8 months ago (1 children)

There's a simple solution to make everyone happy:

[–] TheTechnician27@lemmy.world 32 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago) (3 children)

>99.7% corn syrup

>0.3% sunny

>May contain trace amounts of D

[–] Ephera@lemmy.ml 17 points 8 months ago

You must've misread that, it says "100% Vitamin C" right on the packaging.

It's pure ascorbic acid.

[–] Doombot1@lemmy.one 6 points 8 months ago

If you cut the O in corn syrup in half you get 2 uppercase D’s, therefore, it’s actually 199.4% D. Checkmate

[–] ShinkanTrain@lemmy.ml 3 points 8 months ago

Just like me fr

[–] shadowedcross@sh.itjust.works 21 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

They should take vitamin D supplements like the rest of us shut-ins.

[–] nondescripthandle@lemmy.dbzer0.com 20 points 8 months ago

Dumbass vampires, I dont go out in the sun either, now we both don't have enough vitamin D.

[–] sun_is_ra@sh.itjust.works 13 points 8 months ago

There is milk in supermarkets enriched with Vitamin D. Good news for all vampires out their nd for their potential future victims

[–] felykiosa@sh.itjust.works 10 points 8 months ago (2 children)
[–] skulblaka@sh.itjust.works 2 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago) (2 children)
[–] RVGamer06@sh.itjust.works 2 points 8 months ago

Thank you, i just discovered another fantasy world i had no idea it existed

[–] felykiosa@sh.itjust.works 1 points 8 months ago

To be fair I was specifically talking about Nazuna

[–] Sparky@lemmy.blahaj.zone 8 points 8 months ago

You know vitamin D suppliments are a thing right?

[–] some_guy@lemmy.sdf.org 7 points 8 months ago

I now realize that banishing garlic from my home is an important public service for the needy.

[–] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 5 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

They could just eat vegetables and drink more whole milk, the bastards. That's how I get vitamin D without going outside.

[–] PeriodicallyPedantic@lemmy.ca 4 points 8 months ago (2 children)

The "vampires can't go in the sun" is such a boring trope. I hate Nosferatu for introducing it.
Dracula (not the OG vampire, but the prototype for modern vampires) could go into the sun just fine, it just suppressed their supernatural abilities. That's way more interesting

[–] daniskarma@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 8 months ago

Carmilla just liked to get up late. Because she was up all night doing her vampire things.

[–] Flocklesscrow@lemm.ee 1 points 8 months ago (1 children)

And he was shimmering and sparkly?

[–] PeriodicallyPedantic@lemmy.ca 2 points 8 months ago

🤣

But just in case anyone wants a serious answer: no, they're indistinguishable from a regular human on land. Can't swim tho (deep water kills them or something? I forget exactly).

[–] kittenzrulz123@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Why does it have to be human blood? Why not cow blood or chicken blood?

[–] GrammarPolice@lemmy.world 1 points 8 months ago (1 children)
[–] kittenzrulz123@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 points 8 months ago (1 children)

I dont think human blood is vegan, neither is a lot of vitamin d supplements

[–] bradbeattie@lemmy.ca 2 points 8 months ago

Depends on how you get it. Consenting adults donating their own they can afford to lose? Vegan. Caged up toddlers that can't consent? Not vegan.

[–] Godric@lemmy.world 1 points 8 months ago