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[–] sp3tr4l@lemmy.zip 45 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Under communism, all female vg characters will look like Olivia Wilde!

[–] disguy_ovahea@lemmy.world 24 points 1 month ago

Square jaw or not, she is stunning.

[–] pyre@lemmy.world 21 points 1 month ago (1 children)

oh no!!! they might even look like Margot Robbie!

[–] andros_rex@lemmy.world 33 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I don’t understand the gooner/gamer meltdowns any time a video game has a female character that doesn’t look like a porn model.

[–] DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social 20 points 1 month ago

Women only exist to be objectified, nothing deeper for them.

[–] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 26 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (3 children)

🙋‍♂️

What kind of communism is it when all the men should be femboys? 🤔

[–] SkyezOpen@lemmy.world 16 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I know not all femboys are bottoms, but I feel like the ratio would be significantly skewed and unsustainable and lead to a surplus of horny bottoms. Thus I have again proven the failure of communism.

[–] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 8 points 1 month ago (1 children)

lead to a surplus of horny bottoms.

Bit late for that.

[–] SkyezOpen@lemmy.world 7 points 1 month ago

If the happiness of the proletariat requires me to have a femboy harem, I will do what the state needs of me 🫡

[–] zea_64@lemmy.blahaj.zone 12 points 1 month ago

My kind of communism :3

[–] oatscoop@midwest.social 3 points 1 month ago

Fully automated luxury gay space communism.

[–] ShaunaTheDead@fedia.io 17 points 1 month ago

That's a handsome woman right there!

[–] hungryphrog@lemmy.blahaj.zone 15 points 1 month ago (2 children)

communism is when women in video games look like real people

[–] Wogi@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago

Communism is when the government

[–] dditty@lemm.ee 1 points 1 month ago

The horror 😱

[–] superkret@feddit.org 14 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

The Internationale
unites the human race.
So comrades, let us rally
'round Keira Nightley's face

[–] psycho_driver@lemmy.world 12 points 1 month ago (3 children)

I feel like we're doing Stalin a disservice by always showing old chubby Stalin photos.

Check out boy band Stalin

[–] Honytawk@lemmy.zip 17 points 1 month ago

Pretty sure Stalin did us a disservice first.

Keep the chubby photos rolling.

[–] JadenSmith@sh.itjust.works 8 points 1 month ago

His photos were altered to not show the facial scarring he had, from contracting Smallpox as a child, as an effort at the time to make him look better in print.

[–] hark@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago

Hey I know that guy, he streams on twitch!

[–] theuniqueone@lemmy.dbzer0.com 10 points 1 month ago (3 children)

Yep communism also opposes starvation so your video game characters aren't all supernaturally skinny.

[–] todd_bonzalez@lemm.ee 10 points 1 month ago (1 children)

This is a very specifically incorrect fact about Stalin.

[–] DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social 1 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Idk, Stalin got pretty fat.

[–] todd_bonzalez@lemm.ee 3 points 1 month ago

Yeah, he wasn't all that into starving himself, mostly just Ukrainians.

[–] hungryphrog@lemmy.blahaj.zone 7 points 1 month ago

Women eat??? gross

[–] jaybone@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago (2 children)
[–] theuniqueone@lemmy.dbzer0.com 11 points 1 month ago

Its meant to be a joke about people who freak out when female characters aren't made to have almost no waist and so on and how that is bad somehow.

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago

If your vidya game woman doesn't look like she can carry a pig under each arm she's not commie sexy enough for me

[–] spankmonkey@lemmy.world 8 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] yamanii@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

Yep, this is slander, commies like porn and softcore too! Thank you, chinese gachas.

[–] P4ulin_Kbana@lemmy.eco.br 3 points 1 month ago

Nice profile picture!

[–] DarkCloud@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I identify as a Soviet era attack heli-KoptoR

[–] jaybone@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago

I drive a Chevrolet movie theater

[–] bruhduh@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago

Fair and square