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[–] TrippyHippyDan@lemmy.world 53 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Un-licensed printer 🀣

[–] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 41 points 1 month ago (2 children)
[–] Tolookah@discuss.tchncs.de 35 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

That's why it'll be denied.

Edit: also money order should not be all caps, that's a different thing entirely, and he now owes double.

[–] Cort@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago (1 children)

InstΓΆrment for the Germans out there

[–] federalreverse@feddit.org 2 points 1 month ago

Lasst mich kurz mein Handtuch in diesen Kommentarbereich werfen.

[–] tacosanonymous@lemm.ee 28 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Invalid. This absolute fool forgot to put his signature in blood.

[–] Invertedouroboros@lemmy.world 10 points 1 month ago

I wish more sovcits believed that signatures were only valid if signed in blood. At least that would add a touch of creativity to their batshit beliefs.

[–] fartsparkles@sh.itjust.works 15 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (2 children)

I don’t get it. What are they trying to achieve here? I sadly don’t speak fluent Nutjob.

[–] ImplyingImplications@lemmy.ca 36 points 1 month ago (1 children)

They believe every american at birth is given a secret bank account tied to their social security number worth millions of dollars and this is how you "authorize" someone to draw funds from that account. It gets even better when you ask why would the government create secret bank accounts for people: it's because the government sells babies to cover its debts since they ran out of gold.

[–] baggins@lemmy.ca 11 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Why don't they just withdraw the funds from their own account πŸ€”

[–] meco03211@lemmy.world 14 points 1 month ago

I usually need to be way more stoned to connect the dots but I'll give it a shot. They are a living breathing flesh and blood person. The money is in an account for the estate "of the same name". One of them is the ALL CAPS name and the other is the First Letter Caps name. The person for some reason can't access the account, but other corporations are allowed because... yeah I need way more drugs to finish that. But that's roughly the idea... I think?

[–] Tar_alcaran@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Only corporations can deal with the corporation that is the US government.

[–] baggins@lemmy.ca 5 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

So for the cost of incorporation they could have access to all those millions of dollars too?

[–] BonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago

They think if they "endorse" bills this way that it's a payment.

[–] homesweethomeMrL@lemmy.world 9 points 1 month ago

a lΓ‘ Peanut-Butter Sandwiches!

poof

[–] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 8 points 1 month ago (1 children)

The SovCit equivalent of "no u."

[–] meco03211@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago

It's an IOU! It's better than money. This one $200,000 for a Lamborghini. Might want to hold onto that one.

[–] NineMileTower@lemmy.world 6 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] BonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.world 8 points 1 month ago

Spoiler, it did not.

[–] some_guy@lemmy.sdf.org 3 points 1 month ago

Enjoy your car for three more days.