It doesn't kill you, it turns you into an inanimate object.
Edit: And objects aren't creatures.
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It doesn't kill you, it turns you into an inanimate object.
Edit: And objects aren't creatures.
RAW, a pile of dust is not a playable character option. Sorry.
RAW, you also cannot play as a dragon fairy princess. That would be homebrew.
You REALLY want to play a pile of dust...? Well, okay, we can homebrew that for you.
Pfft, you could play a dragon fairy princess in 3e. Probably at something like a +10 level adjustment.
The good old days.
This reminds me of Torchwood
The rules also don't state that being incapacitated impairs movement in any way, dropping to 0hp is stated to incapacitate you. So you can just move away at 0hp.
Obviously we have DMs who aren't robots and will play to the spirit of the game, not the word of the rules.