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[–] codapine@lemm.ee 90 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Yeah, this checks out. They're "exept".

[–] JakenVeina@lemm.ee 4 points 5 days ago

Goddamn, I completely missed that.

[–] kmirl@lemmy.world 124 points 6 days ago (3 children)
[–] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 24 points 6 days ago (1 children)

It's because they're the exception.

[–] trumpetmouth@lemmy.world 32 points 6 days ago (1 children)
[–] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 10 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Is that the exception to the spelling rule?

[–] dohpaz42@lemmy.world 12 points 5 days ago

No, it’s the exeption.

[–] milicent_bystandr@lemm.ee 12 points 5 days ago

I think it's a FORTRAN command. Probably radar guns still use FORTRAN for their AI processing, being from the 50s and all.

[–] RestrictedAccount@lemmy.world 5 points 5 days ago

Exempt maybe?

[–] paddirn@lemmy.world 39 points 5 days ago (4 children)

Good that they declare "No Drivers License-No Insurance-No registration-No Inspection" right there on their tags, that'll make it easier for the cops to know what else they're stopping them for.

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[–] Macaroni_ninja@lemmy.world 72 points 5 days ago (2 children)
  1. Open an etsy shop.
  2. Start selling fake licence plates with bullshit on them.
  3. Profit

Yup, we got all the steps.

[–] bob_lemon@feddit.org 31 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Making money is much easier of you have no moral qualms about profiting off stupid and/or insane people.

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[–] RoquetteQueen@sh.itjust.works 8 points 5 days ago (1 children)

I was wondering how much these guys pay for this. We should sell bumper stickers, too. Conspiracy guys love stickers.

[–] SomethingBurger@jlai.lu 6 points 5 days ago

I found a sovcit plate on Etsy for $25.

[–] Gingerlegs@lemmy.world 89 points 5 days ago (2 children)
[–] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 12 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago) (1 children)

Unfortunately, a lot of times, the cops know they aren't paid enough to deal with SovCit shit, so they just let them go if they even bother to pull them over in the first place.

[–] bizzle@lemmy.world 5 points 5 days ago (2 children)

I'm hearing that this works then?

[–] Underwaterbob@lemm.ee 8 points 5 days ago

Presumably until you get into a car accident or pulled over for any other reason. Then, it's probably off to jail with you. At least I hope.

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[–] Treczoks@lemmy.world 12 points 5 days ago (2 children)

I'd like to see the bodycam footage of that!

[–] GlendatheGayWitch@lemmy.world 5 points 5 days ago (2 children)

I wonder what their response to a request to see a visa or green card would be, since they claim not to be US citizens.

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[–] Gingerlegs@lemmy.world 8 points 5 days ago (2 children)
[–] metaStatic@kbin.earth 7 points 5 days ago (1 children)
[–] Thebeardedsinglemalt@lemmy.world 12 points 5 days ago (2 children)

No, you're being an asshole. Also you ran a red light.

[–] nokturne213@sopuli.xyz 12 points 5 days ago (1 children)

I travelled through a red light.

[–] Kichae@lemmy.ca 5 points 5 days ago

That's a penalty. You gotta be dribbeling through those lights

[–] SkyezOpen@lemmy.world 7 points 5 days ago

Light has no jurisdiction over a Free Person traveling the land.

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[–] SendMePhotos@lemmy.world 29 points 5 days ago (3 children)

Jfc is this how I need to make money? Is it wrong to take money from willing stupid people?

[–] surewhynotlem@lemmy.world 9 points 4 days ago

In America, it's encouraged.

[–] some_guy@lemmy.sdf.org 12 points 5 days ago (1 children)

I approached a friend asking whether we should grift the far-right this year. The logic is that they'll spend that money anyway, so why not direct it toward ourselves. We haven't chosen to take action yet.

[–] WarlordSdocy@lemmy.world 7 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Personally I think it's fine to do that. Better that you get that money then either some right wing person who is gonna use it to promote their horrible causes more or some right wing company gets it and does that on a bigger scale.

[–] some_guy@lemmy.sdf.org 3 points 4 days ago (1 children)

That's some solid logic that I'll relay to the friend to whom I proposed the idea.

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[–] phoenixz@lemmy.ca 2 points 4 days ago

Welcome to the USA

[–] nokturne213@sopuli.xyz 50 points 5 days ago (3 children)
[–] masterofn001@lemmy.ca 23 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Shouldn't it be EXEMPT, though?

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[–] deegeese@sopuli.xyz 16 points 5 days ago (4 children)

What are the odds this was written by a professor of renaissance English literature, or that it was written by someone who doesn’t know how to spell correctly?

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[–] Noel_Skum@sh.itjust.works 11 points 5 days ago (1 children)

That’s some Ye Olde Wyrlde type bullshit going on there.

[–] Stern@lemmy.world 8 points 5 days ago

Its part of the sovcit magic, like noticing the gold fringe on a court flag lets you move to Go and collect 200 dollars, then on your next turn you get another 200 dollars for actually passing go.

[–] TheTechnician27@lemmy.world 46 points 6 days ago (3 children)

Sometimes I wish I lacked enough scruples to get in on the sovcit merch grift.

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[–] Madrigal@lemmy.world 26 points 5 days ago

This is going to be hilarious when someone decides to take their declarations of “not a citizen” seriously.

[–] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 26 points 6 days ago (1 children)

"The United States of America Republic" just does not roll off the tongue. We should change that name to something shorter.

[–] incogtino@lemmy.zip 28 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago) (1 children)

Back in the U.S.A.R

You don't know how lucky you are

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[–] i_stole_ur_taco@lemmy.ca 24 points 6 days ago

Moving to the “finding out” phase in 3, 2, 1…

[–] Erasmus@lemmy.world 21 points 5 days ago (2 children)

UCC 1308 sounds like it should be the registry number of a starship. lol

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[–] apfelwoiSchoppen@lemmy.world 21 points 6 days ago (1 children)
[–] Rhynoplaz@lemmy.world 19 points 6 days ago

Ok. 🤷🏻‍♂️ It'll be at the impound lot.

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