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Fire Memes for Traitor Haters

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Where we meme (joking in tone and detail, serious in sentiment) about General Sherman, the Civil War, and how the secesh traitors had it coming.

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  1. No bigotry. The Union, or at least the part of the Union WE support, fought AGAINST that shite. We are anti-racist, anti-sexist, anti-homophobic, anti-transphobic, and in general anti-bigot here, even if not all the lads in Union blue uniforms were.

  2. No Confederate sympathizing. Anti-democratic racist slaver traitors don't deserve shit.

  3. Follow all Lemmy.world rules

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[–] JoMiran@lemmy.ml 42 points 1 month ago (1 children)

We're here, we're queer...

Oh. Me too.

we're God's chosen people...

Weird way to tell me you're cut, but I'm down

We're rising again.

Again?!? It's like eight in the morning mate. Fine, I bring the lube.

(JK. I like my lovers uncut, anti-fascist, and against genocide.)

[–] PyroNeurosis@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 points 1 month ago

Lol, I read cut in the bodybuilding context.

Was wondering if all Israelis were suddenly yoked.

[–] ASDraptor@lemmy.autism.place 29 points 1 month ago (3 children)

Easy: begin by acknowledging this subject is brainless. After that, the rest is easy to explain.

[–] the_post_of_tom_joad@sh.itjust.works 8 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Sure sure, but my mind is alight with curiosity regardless. Which, if any, of those 3 flags has him most confused? They don't go together in the least. It looks like he got a game of rock paper scissors in his window

[–] WraithGear@lemmy.world 20 points 1 month ago (2 children)

The confederate flag does not have ‘right out the bag’ wrinkles on it. So that’s probably the starting point.

Oh excellent catch! The other 2 were probably only up for as long as it took to take the picture

[–] lemonmelon@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

Nah, it has them, too. All three flags have creases.

[–] ASDraptor@lemmy.autism.place 6 points 1 month ago (1 children)

To be confused by those flags, you need to have a functional brain that allows you to understand the contradictions. If yours is not functional or you don't have one at all, then there are no contradictions to make you confused.

[–] aberrate_junior_beatnik@lemmy.world 6 points 1 month ago (1 children)

In my experience, smart people are simply more adept at coming up with clever ways to rationalize the contradictions in their beliefs. You don't have to be stupid to be hateful.

[–] ASDraptor@lemmy.autism.place 3 points 1 month ago

No, you don't have to be stupid to be hateful. But you have to be stupid to join a hate group that hates you.

[–] niktemadur@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago

This goes under the X-axis of the mathematical side on a scale.
There is a hole where a brain mound should be, instead of flatness.
It goes into the realm of negative numbers.

[–] hobovision@lemm.ee 1 points 1 month ago

Or, you know, satire. It's pretty good joke tbh.

[–] therealjcdenton@lemmy.zip 25 points 1 month ago (1 children)

He's leveling up all the factions in one playthrough

[–] SkyezOpen@lemmy.world 9 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I could've sworn their main quests were mutually exclusive but hey, that's power gaming for you.

[–] Crashumbc@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

Damn exploiters!

[–] Agent641@lemmy.world 17 points 1 month ago
[–] Dorkyd68@lemmy.world 16 points 1 month ago

I know where to begin. By ironing out the lines on the flags. Disgusting

I might not know where to begin, but if he gets his way, I know where it will end.

[–] Etterra@lemmy.world 8 points 1 month ago

He's off his meds and out of his straightjacket.

[–] kittenzrulz123@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 1 month ago (1 children)

"we're here, we're Queer"

Me fr :3

"We're gods chosen people"

Not personally religious but yeah.. also Jewish

"We are rising again"

Someone better put them back in the grave like the Confederacy

[–] PugJesus@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Someone better put them back in the grave like the Confederacy

Me, putting the blindfold on them and leaning them up against a sunny wall with a cigarette in their mouth: "I absolutely respect your faith and sexuality, and I want you to know you're a piece of shit for entirely unrelated reasons :)"

People like him remind me of the Association of German National Jews (pro-Nazi Jewish organization).

[–] FilthyShrooms@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

That doesn't even rhyme!