Greentext

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This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.

Be warned:

Anon is often crazy.
Anon is often depressed.
Anon frequently shares thoughts that are immature, offensive, or incomprehensible.

If you find yourself getting angry (or god forbid, agreeing) with something Anon has said, you might be doing it wrong.

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Anon fights for his life (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 1 month ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] GraniteM@lemmy.world 99 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Humanity truly is a species built on community and mutual support.

[–] empireOfLove2@lemmy.dbzer0.com 67 points 1 month ago (1 children)

the universal human experience.

explosive diarrhea

[–] Sabata11792@ani.social 15 points 1 month ago

explosive diarrhea

The great equalizer.

[–] magnetosphere@fedia.io 39 points 1 month ago (1 children)

The Shit Fairy exists.

[–] halvar@lemm.ee 10 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Lives on the Arabian peninsula apperently

[–] FrostyCaveman@lemm.ee 9 points 1 month ago

Shit Djinn

[–] IsoSpandy@lemm.ee 5 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Why are most people taking enormous shits in greentexts?

[–] InEnduringGrowStrong@sh.itjust.works 11 points 1 month ago

Most greentexts are fake, or as some say... full of shit.

[–] lowered_lifted@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 month ago

a very similar thing happened to me at a music festival in Mexico