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[–] NegativeInf@lemmy.world 73 points 2 months ago (5 children)

Looks like beans and rice again tonight boys!

Who am I talking to? I can't afford friends

[–] Harvey656@lemmy.world 37 points 2 months ago (3 children)

Your supposed to pirate friends off the deep web.

[–] NegativeInf@lemmy.world 21 points 2 months ago (1 children)

You wouldn't download a friend, would you?

[–] naticus@lemmy.world 18 points 2 months ago

I do that from my other account.

[–] Someonelol@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Just watch out for viruses.

[–] NegativeInf@lemmy.world 2 points 2 months ago

Make sure your friends are printed with masks.

[–] jaybone@lemmy.world 4 points 2 months ago

Mathew Perry is rolling over in his residuals.

[–] rockSlayer@lemmy.world 4 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

I'm pretty affordable as a friend, I'll be yours for $5. I'll even use it to share some ramen

[–] robocall@lemmy.world 3 points 2 months ago

Just beams and rice for me. I don't think I can afford beans. /s

[–] Drusas@fedia.io 3 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Tuna with saltines or rice or in sandwiches is pretty affordable, too. That was my good go-to. Then of course there were things like toast with butter and garlic powder. Maruchan ramen, naturally (none of that Top Ramen nonsense). Oh, and french fries! A potato is cheap.

[–] NegativeInf@lemmy.world 4 points 2 months ago

I try to limit my tuna to a couple times a week. I already bioaccumulate enough plastic and PFAs, don't need to add too much organic mercury to the pile. But agree on the maruchan.

[–] Echo5@lemmy.world 3 points 2 months ago

Your cats apparently ?

Idk I just lurk here

[–] Ilovethebomb@lemm.ee 18 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I really like the generic phone that is clearly intended to be a specific brand without actually being one.

[–] robocall@lemmy.world 8 points 2 months ago

It's probably called orange or some other round fruit

[–] Asafum@feddit.nl 10 points 2 months ago

YoU sHoUlDn'T LiVe AlOnE tHeN! GeT FiFtY rOoMmAtEs AnD sToP bLaMiNg ThE pEoPlE rEsPoNsIbLe FoR tHiS sHiT!

[–] Fedizen@lemmy.world 4 points 2 months ago

i know food banks are stressed hut I highly recommend using them if you need them.

[–] Fridgeratr@lemmy.dbzer0.com 0 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

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