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[–] paddirn@lemmy.world 34 points 2 months ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (2 children)

I’m pretty sure Trump is a pure Atheist with no belief in God whatsoever, not because he’s given it any amount of thought, but because he hasn’t seen anything like God with his own eyes affecting himself and he’s too egotistical. He recognizes the usefulness of wearing a US cape of christian nationalism though, so he’ll spout some random phrases he’s picked up before, whether it sounds intelligible isn’t important. Christians have been conditioned to just accept BS, like people talking in tongues, so they just accept it because he throws out acceptable phrases and it sounds like he’s endorsing their beliefs.

[–] Olhonestjim@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago

He worships money and himself. That's it.

[–] MonkeMischief@lemmy.today 1 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

He definitely does not believe. He clearly is beyond lacking even a base shred of empathy.

So if he had even the vaguest belief in God, the slightest self reflection would leave him stricken paralyzed with grief for all the malice, petty hate, murder, and ruin he and his ilk have influenced or directly brought about in their wake as they profane the very ground on which they tread.

We would have seen even the slightest effort of repentance at this point. If not out of a transformed heart, at least out of fear, at realizing what a just God would eventually visit on such a petulant and cruel creature who could stoke a cult of hatred by perverting the message of a Gospel of love.

I'm always reminded of the passages when Satan tempts Jesus in the desert. He says something like "Bow to me and worship me, and I will give you rule over every nation of this earth." (Matthew 4:8)

It's not a temptation unless the tempter can deliver on their claims. And that tells us all we need to know about power and those who seek it...

[–] NoForwardslashS@sopuli.xyz 27 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Did religion really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?

[–] Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de 1 points 1 month ago

perchance

[–] MarcomachtKuchen@feddit.org 19 points 2 months ago

One of Shakespeares greatest lines.

[–] DavidGarcia@feddit.nl 18 points 2 months ago (1 children)

The irony of Trumpists going on about Biden's mental state when Trump is just as bad today. Who would have thought that 80 year old presidents are not a good idea. It's elder abuse.

[–] TrickDacy@lemmy.world 14 points 2 months ago

just as bad today.

Biden has never been this bad, despite having a studder.

[–] TheSlad@sh.itjust.works 17 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Before i noticed the trump in the background I legitimately though I was having a stroke trying to read this.

He talks like hes just repeatedly hitting the suggested word on his phone keyboard.

[–] cornshark@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago

This is the greatest description ever written of Trump's speeches

[–] PDFuego@lemmy.world 16 points 2 months ago

On today's episode of Trump quote or Markov Chain Text...

[–] njm1314@lemmy.world 9 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Always fun when they say the quiet part out loud isn't it? Becsuse past the babbling and the nonsense he's saying what a lot of them say. He's saying if he wasn't scared of not getting to heaven there would be no reason to restrain himself. Of course I don't think you could really argue he's restraining himself now. So that begs the question how much worse could he be? What's he holding back? Shudder to think.

[–] zazo@lemmy.world 8 points 2 months ago

Ah yes, the holy father trump goes to heaven by molesting children - how can we religious heathens bask in the same glory if our morals and care for other people prevent us from doing the same 😢

[–] TheFinn@discuss.tchncs.de 7 points 2 months ago

I wish these came with a link to a video of him saying it.

[–] FleetingTit@feddit.org 7 points 1 month ago

Religion is such a great thing [...] you almost say [...] let's not be good what difference does it make

[–] Minarble@aussie.zone 6 points 2 months ago

That right there is some top tier weaving.

[–] some_guy@lemmy.sdf.org 4 points 1 month ago

From a screenshot that I sent to a friend the other day:

[–] therealjcdenton@lemmy.zip 2 points 2 months ago

Hold on guys, hear him out

[–] rain_worl@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago

transcript (tesseract + manual tweaks):

"Religion is such a great thing it's so it keeps you
know there's something to be good about you
want to be good you wanna it's so important I
don't know if it's explained right I don't know if I
am explaining it right you know you want to be
good you want to go to heaven when you have
something like that you wanna go to heaven OK
so you want to go to heaven so if we don't have
heaven OK you almost say what's the reason
why do I have to be good let's not be good what
difference does it make"

-The Stable Genius
June 2024

[–] Maeve@kbin.earth -2 points 2 months ago (2 children)

https://kwanumzen.org/teaching-blog/2018/12/10/heaven-and-hell

Luke 17:20-21

[–] MonkeMischief@lemmy.today 2 points 1 month ago

I thought it was a pretty cool tale. :)

[–] EmpathicVagrant@lemmy.world 0 points 2 months ago

Got to get back Back to the past Samurai Jack