Dad Jokes

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This is a community for sharing those cheesy “dad” jokes that invoke an eye roll or chuckle.

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submitted 1 week ago by ZDL@ttrpg.network to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world

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…because they take everything literally.

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[–] derekabutton@lemmy.world 28 points 1 week ago (2 children)

"because they take things literally" works better in my humble opinion.

[–] gedaliyah@lemmy.world 21 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Because they take things, literally.

[–] masterofn001@lemmy.ca 5 points 1 week ago

It's all about that comma.

[–] derekabutton@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago

Yes! I like that best.

[–] lustyargonian@lemm.ee 3 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

Why are you stealing their thunder? Typical kleptomaniac.

[–] derekabutton@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago

I've stolen copies of your memoire, that's for sure.