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U die dead (sopuli.xyz)

submitted 2 months ago by PinkyCoyote@sopuli.xyz to c/aneurysmposting@sopuli.xyz

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[–] witty_username@feddit.nl 23 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Trogdor vibes

[–] capt_wolf@lemmy.world 6 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)

They definitely remembered the consummate Vs, but didn't get the the S and more different S right. Also, that's a stubby claw more than a beefy arm.

[–] disguy_ovahea@lemmy.world 5 points 2 months ago

They wouldn’t know majesty if it came up and bit them in the face.

[–] NigelFrobisher@aussie.zone 18 points 2 months ago

If you die in the tattoo parlour u die in real life.

[–] Mothra@mander.xyz 17 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Please tell me that's markers and not a tatt

[–] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 14 points 2 months ago (1 children)

From the smudges everywhere further up, I assume marker.

[–] Mothra@mander.xyz 10 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I would like to assume the same but I thought it was hair...

[–] Damage@feddit.it 9 points 2 months ago

It's definitely hair

[–] DarkThoughts@fedia.io 12 points 2 months ago

Pretty sure it's some pencil, probably his kids word.

[–] MossyFeathers@pawb.social 11 points 2 months ago

I can't tell if that's sharpie or a tattoo, but tbh, I think this is in the land of "so bad it's good".

[–] Anticorp@lemmy.world 9 points 2 months ago

Please tell me this is their back after passing out at a party where a sharpie was present, and that this is not tattoo work.

[–] Whirling_Cloudburst@lemmy.world 8 points 2 months ago (1 children)

That werefox looks like its roasting its own nose with a torch lighter.

[–] Tar_alcaran@sh.itjust.works 4 points 2 months ago

That's something you can do when you've got wicked abs like that

[–] degen@midwest.social 4 points 2 months ago

DontDeadOpenInside and NoSafetySmokingFirst have me so fucked up on aneurysm posts. I stared at this way too long before realizing there's no separation.

[–] prettybunnys@sh.itjust.works 3 points 2 months ago

… that dog face / angry beaver is dope

[–] rain_worl@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

transcript (manual):

[guy with bad tattoos on back, one of them:]
iF YOU FAiL
YOU SEND BACK
U DIE!