Given that Potter is a blank slate of which JK Rowling occasionally used to espouse derisions against characters' actions that didn't align with her "don't-rock-the-boat" neo-liberal attitude, Potter would 100% act like that.

[–] DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social 28 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

As others mentioned, he literally became a magic cop

[–] TotallynotJessica@lemmy.world 9 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Or he'd do it and get in trouble for some forced reason.

[–] ThePyroPython@lemmy.world 9 points 2 months ago

McGonagall spots him, confiscates it, goes back to her office, sparks it back up and gets to ripping phat drags.

[–] SkunkWorkz@lemmy.world 45 points 2 months ago (1 children)

This is why Hermione ends up with Ron. Harry would definitely call the cops on her when she makes illegal concoctions.

[–] SkyezOpen@lemmy.world 13 points 2 months ago

Harry is the cops.

[–] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 37 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

The censored version of Harry Pothead and the Sorcerer's got Stoned

[–] RangerJosie@lemmy.world 34 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Harry Narcer

[–] anarchrist@lemmy.dbzer0.com 25 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Narcy Potter

[–] kamenlady@lemmy.world 14 points 2 months ago

Narcy Pot's pot wasn't welcome in Potter's spot

[–] li10@feddit.uk 26 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Only nerds don’t do drugs

[–] NegativeInf@lemmy.world 55 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Bruh, half the drugs were invented by nerds. The other half were discovered by plant nerds.

[–] GluWu@lemm.ee 35 points 2 months ago (1 children)

This nerd sat down and said yeah I'm gonna discover everything that gets you high

[–] NegativeInf@lemmy.world 29 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Nerds are wizards. And wizards love drugs.

[–] Manifish_Destiny@lemmy.world 15 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Can confirm.

Source: am wizard.

[–] Honytawk@lemmy.zip 7 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I hope you don't mean one with those pointy white hats

[–] Manifish_Destiny@lemmy.world 3 points 2 months ago

Those guys are fuckin narcs. They can lick my sweaty orbs.

[–] burgersc12@mander.xyz 25 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Bro listened to D.A.R.E. and took it to heart. In 6 years he was lighting up with Ron more than Draco could ever dream of smoking.

[–] WeLoveCastingSpellz@lemmy.dbzer0.com 20 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)

Bruh, bro is bein kind and offering drugs, fucking asshole and snitch smh

[–] Glytch@lemmy.world 10 points 2 months ago

What would you expect from a future magic cop? Potter's a fucking narc.

[–] kittenzrulz123@lemmy.blahaj.zone 10 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

"oink oink, I'm a Fascist pig" -Harry Potter

[–] OmegaLemmy@discuss.online 7 points 2 months ago

Fuck you harry potter if you won't take the blunt I'll hit it