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[–] NegativeLookBehind@lemmy.world 103 points 2 months ago (1 children)

You wanna get together later and rub our dust together?

[–] GooberEar@lemmy.wtf 45 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Sounds dirty. Will there be cheese?

[–] NegativeLookBehind@lemmy.world 37 points 2 months ago (1 children)

What, are you crazy? Of course there will be cheese.

I can’t believe you would even ask me that

[–] mycodesucks@lemmy.world 42 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] Comment105@lemm.ee 5 points 2 months ago

Delicious spacedust.

It was exploded, then turned onto something green eventually, then something haunted consumed and excreted it, then something WAY MORE HAUNTED did a bunch of weird shit to it like letting little things fart in it.

Such delicious spacedust.

[–] TachyonTele@lemm.ee 62 points 2 months ago (7 children)

Excellent band, by the way.

[–] Caesium@lemmy.world 4 points 2 months ago (1 children)

yess, I've seen them live twice and I still hope they'll tour again

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[–] sangriaferret@sh.itjust.works 4 points 2 months ago

Absolutely. I saw them back in the day. A+ performance.

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[–] Feathercrown@lemmy.world 45 points 2 months ago (6 children)

Is there a word for this type of hypersimplification to evoke wonder? If not, can we coin one?

[–] Roldyclark 16 points 2 months ago
[–] blazeknave@lemmy.world 14 points 2 months ago (6 children)

A few simple words that just turned my reality upside down? I'm sure Germans have one

[–] EnderMB@lemmy.world 11 points 2 months ago (1 children)
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[–] tetris11@lemmy.ml 6 points 2 months ago
[–] Akasazh@feddit.nl 6 points 2 months ago

Ein aha-erlebnis

[–] Tikiporch@lemmy.world 4 points 2 months ago
[–] MonkderVierte@lemmy.ml 4 points 2 months ago

Verwunderung?

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[–] CeruleanRuin@lemmings.world 12 points 2 months ago

Saganumenousness.

[–] CrazM13@lemmy.world 7 points 2 months ago (1 children)

My suggestion: Simplificatio Adstupefaciendi - A simplification with the purpose to astonish.

On top of sounding cool it is already astonishing to remember and to be able to spell it!

[–] nilloc@discuss.tchncs.de 5 points 2 months ago

Too much like a Harry Potter spell tho

Releasing the kraken

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[–] banazir@lemmy.ml 32 points 2 months ago (1 children)

The cosmos is within us. We are made of star stuff. We are a way for the universe to know itself.

Carl Sagan.

[–] jimitsoni18@lemmy.zip 5 points 2 months ago (1 children)

This Carl guy sounds pretty smart. Maybe he should study physics or something.

[–] Jax@sh.itjust.works 4 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Maybe he should try his hand at teaching too, it seems like he's got a unique skill for simplifying complicated concepts.

[–] littlecolt@lemm.ee 4 points 2 months ago

If he had a TV show, I bet it could reach many people and we might all learn from him.

[–] Soup@lemmy.cafe 30 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Holy shit. That was pretty profound.

[–] pete_the_cat@lemmy.world 35 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I love the line "when an explosion explodes hard enough, dust wakes up and thinks about itself"

[–] Zoomboingding@lemmy.world 13 points 2 months ago

I'd condense the whole post down to:

The universe is an ongoing explosion. Sometimes the exploded dust becomes haunted.

That's us.

[–] fossilesque@mander.xyz 6 points 2 months ago
[–] theneverfox@pawb.social 24 points 2 months ago (13 children)

An explosion is pure entropy. It's high energy releasing to a low energy state in an uncontrolled manner

We climb down the energy slope very slowly to reverse entropy and create order

The universe is like us - temporary order emerges as it slides towards entropy

[–] AnarchistArtificer@slrpnk.net 7 points 2 months ago (3 children)

Perhaps another way to think of it is that we're a patch of localised order in an overall disordered universe

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[–] zante@lemmy.wtf 11 points 2 months ago
[–] Maeve@kbin.earth 10 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Just recently mentioned the conscious universe theory in conversation with a friend.

[–] solsangraal@lemmy.zip 6 points 2 months ago (1 children)
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[–] portuga@lemmy.world 10 points 2 months ago (2 children)

The buddha explained this 2500 years ago

[–] buttfarts@lemy.lol 5 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)

According to the Lotus Sutra the Earth is also a sentient being.

The Chan School of Buddhism says that all phenomena are mind. There is nothing that is not mind. We, as humans, are a mind in a mind.

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[–] General_Effort@lemmy.world 8 points 2 months ago

I hate that this is popular. This is a creationist level understanding of the big bang.

You ever use a spray can for a while and the can gets cold? It's more like that.

[–] MadBob@feddit.nl 8 points 2 months ago

The paragraphing has gone all the way through readable back to "I'm not reading this".

[–] troybot@midwest.social 5 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I heard Bill Wurtz voice while I read this

[–] chatokun@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 2 months ago

Even crazier space dust!

[–] JackGreenEarth@lemm.ee 4 points 2 months ago (4 children)

Life is anything that moves, reproduces, senses, grows, respires, excretes and eats.

Consciousness is more mysterious and less well defined.

[–] MrSoup@lemmy.zip 8 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)

Yes, but how do living things come into existence? What makes a cell alive?

It's not about defining what a living being is.

[–] fossilesque@mander.xyz 12 points 2 months ago (3 children)

Jiggling. It's about wiggling and jiggling.

[–] SurfinBird@lemmy.ca 8 points 2 months ago (1 children)

“Jiggle physics is the real science. Everything else is stamp collecting.” - Einstein maybe

[–] Rolando@lemmy.world 6 points 2 months ago

"What is a jiggleo?

A dead body

Well, he ain't really dead, but he ain't like

Anybody that you've ever met before

He'll eat monopoly and shit out connect four"

-ICP

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[–] niktemadur@lemmy.world 4 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

But it wasn't really an explosion, it was more like a spontaneous, insane inflation that found itself suddenly huge and empty, only after it was through with that particular stage did it zap itself full of energy and matter everywhere all at once. Then it continued growing in volume and thinning out via regular ol' relativistic expansion.

EDIT: looking a little bit closer, there's the thing about zapping all over itself after Inflation, it was almost perfectly half-and-half matter/antimatter, which then proceeded to join and annihilate into pure energy, but for some reason probably related to the Weak Force, just a little bit more matter was created than antimatter.

And that's what we are and see today, 1 part out of every 8 million-and-one. For every 4,000,000 parts antimatter, there were 4,000,001 parts matter, only that 1 left over particle of matter, multiplied a bazillion times.

That's just a whole other level of amazing than just saying "an explosion".

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