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Yet if I shoot into the egnogg at the Christmas party, I'm a monster

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[–] troybot@midwest.social 57 points 2 months ago (3 children)

Can u get pregante...?

[–] zea_64@lemmy.blahaj.zone 21 points 2 months ago (1 children)

gregrant?

[–] gravitas_deficiency@sh.itjust.works 8 points 2 months ago (1 children)

PEGANT?!!?!??!??1!?1one?!

[–] mctoasterson@reddthat.com 3 points 2 months ago

Can you burn a Luigi board?

[–] Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee 7 points 2 months ago

Not with that alcohol level in my nog.

[–] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 51 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (2 children)

Great, now I have to find a way to work this into conversation.

[–] Fester@lemm.ee 14 points 2 months ago

“Siri, make an all-day appointment on December 23…”

[–] Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee 10 points 2 months ago (1 children)

"I hope this email finds you productively choking on smegnog."

[–] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 6 points 2 months ago

Too formal.

[–] rustydomino@lemmy.world 33 points 2 months ago

Nog from Deep Space Nine

[–] Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de 30 points 2 months ago (3 children)

single tear rolls down cheek I'm sorry, but i must do it..

smegnog

[–] Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net 12 points 2 months ago

God damnit. That's beautiful

[–] Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee 7 points 2 months ago

Chunky soured milk, not yet cheese, but more cultured than regular eggcum, I mean cumnog.

[–] Smorty@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 points 2 months ago (5 children)

Question: what is smegma?

[–] Dufurson@sh.itjust.works 11 points 2 months ago

smegma ballz hehe

[–] Pulptastic@midwest.social 6 points 2 months ago

Baby mice

[–] Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de 5 points 2 months ago

ask your mother

[–] occhionaut@lemmy.world 3 points 2 months ago

a foul substance of dubious origin

[–] Midnitte@beehaw.org 1 points 2 months ago

Ear piercings.

[–] finickydesert@lemmy.ml 20 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Adding this to my drunken vocab

[–] Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee 5 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)

"Waiter! Shots of cum for everyone!!"
(Or did you mean the pregnog part?)

[–] finickydesert@lemmy.ml 5 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

" waiter shots of preg nogg for all!"

[–] kittenzrulz123@lemmy.blahaj.zone 6 points 2 months ago

They keep plapping but still not preg nogg :3