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A seating chart for an "8 HOUR FLIGHT" with the text "PICK YOUR SEAT" at the top. The chart is composed of 10 numbered seats, each occupied by a different famous Republican politician or public figure, or the devil. Each number represents a seat, and each seat is either adjacent to or between one or two different individuals.
2, so I can finish the job the twink was unable to do
9, might cop a gobby.
Either 2 or 4. Buy a couple drinks, set my phone to record, and just agree with everything they say... See how far you can get them to go
10, and I would pay to do it.
Give me some one on one time with Linsey I think I can talk him out of the closet.
4 Alex would be the most entertaining of the bunch.
I can ask him about this gay frogs and Sandy Hook
Fuck it... I'll walk
Time to invest in a glass knife I can get onto the plane.
9, Bobo seems like she'd be down for some fun along the way
I'll pick another flight.
8
Chat with Satan, argue with Botox Matt, kick Mitch McConnell's seat all flight.
Jump out of the plane mid-flight
If my plane ticket says 9 you know damn well I'm bringing condoms.
#3 Because I know what a horny devil Satan is. Mile High club bitches!
Thanks, I think I'll walk.
3 or 4. Guaranteed interesting conversations from both. Granted, I love hearing people talk about unhinged conspiracy theories. The crazier the better.
5 because JD Vance is DEFINITELY a closeted bottom, and as much as he sucks, he's pretty hot ngl
9 for the lawls, 5 for a nap.
Maybe 4 so I don't risk JD mistaking me for cushions while I'm passing by for the bathroom.
This is why I don't fly.
Just strap me to the wing.
10 For Sure!
Both of these assholes think they deserve respect.
It would be so much fun to needle them.
I'll walk, thanks.
Can I get the seat on the wing?
Oh the devil for sure! He’s the only one there who got a bad rap.
9, because then I get to kick a pedophile in the head for 8 hours straight. 100% worth the arm rest neighbors.
I feel like Hogan and Mitch would talk to eachother. As long as I don't engage I'll be fine. Just put in my noise cancelling earbuds, queue up a couple hardcore histories, take 2 benadryl and wake up wherever we're going.
Wherever the emergency exit door is, so I can ~~jump out immediately.~~ open it and throw all of them out.
Which way are the seats facing? I figured down (Boebert sees the back of Thomas's head), since it's like you're looking at their faces as you're boarding. Some others figured top==front though (Thomas sees Boebert give you a handy)