The problem with the Lambo, the Blonde, and the Warthog is the same: maintenance.
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The odd one out is the dude, who is low maintenance. Sounds like a win for the Warthog.
I don’t know, that’s a manicured stache.
It’s now just occurring to me that people aren’t talking about prep time when they talk about other people requiring maintenance… what does it mean?
If you have someone in your life where, if they left, you would gain 1-2 hours per day that you didn’t enjoy, they are high maintenance.
Unconventional take: Keep you Lamborghini and your Warthog; I'll have an ~~Air Tractor~~ Sky Warden.
Good news, you're headed to [redacted]
Also know as the freedom duster.
He made the sound the gun makes!
The way he starts laughing gets me every time
I’m more partial to the Puma
You mean the Chupa-thingy?
Dammit Griff I told you to stop making up animals
This is pretty funny and all but who the actual fuck watches videos like this? It's just a car. Why do you need to show the blinker works? Why do you need to emphasize that it has a steering wheel?
That girl has replaced her brain with plastic.
She does have practical nails, that’s a good sign. The longer the nails the less a woman can do by herself, socially and mechanically.
brrrroner
What is she saying? That much?
Lagem bargain ewigneigh
Warthog, sell it, be set for life. Hang out with your new bro.