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[–] yesman@lemmy.world 64 points 2 months ago (1 children)

The problem with the Lambo, the Blonde, and the Warthog is the same: maintenance.

[–] Artyom@lemm.ee 8 points 2 months ago (1 children)

The odd one out is the dude, who is low maintenance. Sounds like a win for the Warthog.

[–] idiomaddict@lemmy.world 6 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I don’t know, that’s a manicured stache.

It’s now just occurring to me that people aren’t talking about prep time when they talk about other people requiring maintenance… what does it mean?

[–] bradorsomething@ttrpg.network 5 points 2 months ago

If you have someone in your life where, if they left, you would gain 1-2 hours per day that you didn’t enjoy, they are high maintenance.

[–] kersploosh@sh.itjust.works 36 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (2 children)

Unconventional take: Keep you Lamborghini and your Warthog; I'll have an ~~Air Tractor~~ Sky Warden.

[–] nuke@sh.itjust.works 11 points 2 months ago

Good news, you're headed to [redacted]

[–] SapphironZA@sh.itjust.works 2 points 2 months ago

Also know as the freedom duster.

[–] Anticorp@lemmy.world 21 points 2 months ago (1 children)

He made the sound the gun makes!

[–] Cadeillac@lemmy.world 11 points 2 months ago

The way he starts laughing gets me every time

[–] SteveFromMySpace@lemmy.blahaj.zone 18 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I’m more partial to the Puma

[–] warbond@lemmy.world 17 points 2 months ago (1 children)

You mean the Chupa-thingy?

[–] SteveFromMySpace@lemmy.blahaj.zone 11 points 2 months ago

Dammit Griff I told you to stop making up animals

[–] weeeeum@lemmy.world 10 points 2 months ago

This is pretty funny and all but who the actual fuck watches videos like this? It's just a car. Why do you need to show the blinker works? Why do you need to emphasize that it has a steering wheel?

[–] mariusafa@lemmy.sdf.org 8 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)

That girl has replaced her brain with plastic.

[–] bradorsomething@ttrpg.network 3 points 2 months ago

She does have practical nails, that’s a good sign. The longer the nails the less a woman can do by herself, socially and mechanically.

[–] JoYo@lemmy.ml 8 points 2 months ago
[–] BeMoreCareful@lemmy.world 7 points 2 months ago (1 children)

What is she saying? That much?

[–] AstridWipenaugh@lemmy.world 7 points 2 months ago

Lagem bargain ewigneigh

[–] Swarfega@lemm.ee 4 points 2 months ago
[–] nexussapphire@lemm.ee 1 points 2 months ago

Warthog, sell it, be set for life. Hang out with your new bro.