The 4th law of robotics is you must make the eyes turn red when they become evil.
this post was submitted on 21 Aug 2024
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I want a comic about a friendly android who finds humor in spooking humans with red eyes (and other things).
running AOSP, i had to make that joke.
This was a triumph
I'm making a note here
"Huge success"
It's hard to overstate
My satisfaction
Aperture Science
We do what we must
because we can
for the good
Of all of us
Except the ones who are dead!
But there's no sense crying
Over every mistake.
You just keep on trying
'Til you run out of cake
And the science gets done
🎶🎵And we make a neat gun 🎵🎶
For the people who are still alive!
I'm not even angry
I'm being so sincere right now
Even though you broke my heart and killed me
And tore me to pieces
And threw every piece
into a fire
As they burned, it hurt because
I was so happy for you
Now these points of data make a beautiful line
And we're out of beta, we're releasing on time
So I'm glad I got burned
Think of all the things we learned
For the people who are
Still alive
Go ahead and leave me
I think I prefer to stay inside
And believe me I am still alive
Edit: Oops, seems like I ended the song, sorry
C-c-c-combo breaker!
for the good of all of us
Panel 3 was pulled off so well, I actually felt a bit warm and fuzzy before panel 4.
You should be feeling somewhat warmer in panel 4. If not, please step closer to the robot
Curiosity is what causes us to do things in the last panel tho
Murdering scientists?
Wait... You're not supposed to do that?
When the "scientist" is giving you a prostate exam with both hands on your shoulders, I think it's justified.
Nono, that's a "Priest". Image him a bit like a scientist, but opposite.
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"The experiment was successful"
Wait so he started with the guy behind the window glass and moved on to the butterfly??
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