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[–] Maggoty@lemmy.world 17 points 2 months ago

If that's the only issue? Ignore it and carry on. Consider yourself lucky.

[–] bobs_monkey@lemm.ee 15 points 2 months ago (1 children)

You are officially at war, beans are your friend

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[–] KillingTimeItself@lemmy.dbzer0.com 15 points 2 months ago (2 children)
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[–] zcd@lemmy.ca 14 points 2 months ago (2 children)

This is so fake. Are we supposed to believe that the boss can predict when a fart is going to be extra nasty and adding an extra toot when he ALWAYS only does two???

[–] FeelzGoodMan420@eviltoast.org 9 points 2 months ago

I mean....i have a pretty good idea if a fart is going to be gross af. You just know.

Also if you have a fart and it's gross, then it should be reasonable to assume that the next one will also be bad.

Toot toot morherfucker.

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[–] NutWrench@lemmy.ml 13 points 2 months ago

Three toots is enemy action.

[–] DempstersBox@lemmy.world 12 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] milicent_bystandr@lemm.ee 7 points 2 months ago

Ah really?! I can smell it from here!

[–] Jaeger86@lemmy.world 11 points 2 months ago

Record that shit, and watch the internet roast him

[–] azalty@jlai.lu 11 points 2 months ago

Why remove the credit for the OP?

[–] TheTechnician27@lemmy.world 10 points 2 months ago (2 children)
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[–] HexesofVexes@lemmy.world 9 points 2 months ago

Well, next time I need to fart while lecturing I know what I'm doing...

[–] portuga@lemmy.world 9 points 2 months ago

I can’t believe you’re writing this either. Advice? Stay clear of the toot toot exhaust pipe? Or you know, get a new boss that doesn’t leak so much

[–] FelixCress@lemmy.world 6 points 2 months ago (1 children)
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[–] EarthShipTechIntern@lemm.ee 5 points 2 months ago

Better out than in, as our holy green swamp ogre says

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