I'm doing you a favor
I post to GitHub because I am GitHub
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The first rule about no Github club is that we don't talk about no Github club
Yep, this is why I run forgejo internally and have zero intention of exposing it to the public.
I post my code to GitHub so when I'm eventually good enough to get a job I can pretend I'm hardworking by having lots of commits in private repos.
git commit -m "Added a new string to X class."