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[–] 001100010010@lemmy.dbzer0.com 10 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Lemmy Devs: peacefully developing the Lemmy code for free

Reddit Refugees: "WHY IS THIS SO BUGGY?"

[–] dessalines@lemmy.ml 8 points 1 year ago (2 children)

We're probably hitting close to the all-time high of unread notifications on github... I'm at 1752 rn, only watching lemmy projects.

It does feel like I've become the personal issue tracker for a few thousand people all the sudden. 99% of ppl are nice, but there's always someone demanding free labor to fix their pet issue, while offering to do none of the work themselves, and making ultimatums that they won't use your software until it gets added.

It's like okay then???? I'm not selling a product, so I don't care. I've essentially set up a free cookie stand and they're complaining at me that I don't have rainbow sprinkles.

[–] BinaryEnthusiast@beehaw.org 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

First off, thank you for working on improving lemmy, it is greatly appreciated. How does one go about helping work on lemmy? I’m a software engineer myself, and I’m looking to provide help during down of my free time. I’m not the most familiar in Rust, but it’s on my summer bucket list

[–] dessalines@lemmy.ml 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

No probs! The best way to get started (after you've learned some rust), would be to find a smaller issue or feature you'd like, and then comment on that issue, or in our dev matrix chat, if you need any help. We appreciate any help we can get on improving the code.

[–] BinaryEnthusiast@beehaw.org 0 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Thank you! I’m already familiar with REST apis, since that’s what I work on normally, so hopefully the learning experience will be smooth. Where can I find the dev matrix chat?

[–] odium@programming.dev 1 points 1 year ago

Even if you're unfamiliar with rust, you can still help with open source lemmy front-ends/apps that aren't written in rust

[–] RickyRigatoni@lemmy.ml 0 points 1 year ago (1 children)

How come I can't install Lemmy on my grill and have it cook me hotdogs?

[–] flashgnash@lemm.ee 0 points 1 year ago (1 children)

It doesn't even integrate with my smart kettle, what are they even spending their time on, silly things like stability and bugfixes?

[–] LSlowmotion@lemm.ee 0 points 1 year ago (1 children)

It works on my smart fridge but it's running slow. What are they doing smh my head.

[–] george@midwest.social 1 points 1 year ago

I tried that but the app froze

[–] DigiWolf@pawb.social 0 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Lemmy devs are being paid to develop Lemmy, they literally admit to it.

[–] 001100010010@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 1 year ago

You mean like donations? Or something else?

[–] gaussian_distro@iusearchlinux.fyi 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Can someone please mirror this meme vertically so that bottom text reads first

[–] Obi@sopuli.xyz 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] DarkwinDuck@feddit.de 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Tell them they can open a PR if they want.

[–] lowleveldata@programming.dev 3 points 1 year ago

If they are asking for examples then they don't know how to use it yet

[–] wren@lemmy.ml 2 points 1 year ago

Literally anytime I send my dad (retired IT) a script I've been working on and he sends it back with the equivalent to red pen corrections on a paper / telling me all the various avenues of exception handling I need to add

[–] navitux@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

I thought that in such case I acomplished success as open source developer: someone actually like my software enough to use it