this post was submitted on 17 Aug 2024
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[–] DigitalNirvana@lemm.ee 26 points 3 months ago (1 children)

This tells one ALL one needs to know.

[–] Zachariah@lemmy.world 2 points 3 months ago (1 children)

This tells you all you need to know.

[–] DigitalNirvana@lemm.ee 2 points 3 months ago (1 children)

This tells Zir all Zi needs to know.

[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 5 points 3 months ago

This tells Smeagol all we needs to know.

[–] PeriodicallyPedantic@lemmy.ca 7 points 3 months ago

Jorts are jean shorts.
Gnorts are gnome shorts.

Aliens wear gnomes for pants QED

[–] blastofffox@lemmy.world 7 points 3 months ago

Sounds like an alien name

[–] SurfinBird@lemmy.ca 6 points 3 months ago

Buzz Aldren’s real name was Ba weep granna weep ninny bong Aldren

[–] jordanlund@lemmy.world 3 points 3 months ago