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So Mark Zuckerberg called me (mbin.grits.dev)
submitted 1 month ago by mozz@mbin.grits.dev to c/aneurysmposting@sopuli.xyz
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[–] davidgro@lemmy.world 33 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Can't tell if autocorrect, schizophrenic, or Donald Trump.

[–] pixxelkick@lemmy.world 12 points 1 month ago

I wanna say Donald Trump, what with the random fox news voyage the rambling goes on.

[–] Raiderkev@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago

Or like a really shitty AI

[–] Canadian_Cabinet@lemmy.ca 16 points 1 month ago (1 children)

This reads like if you were to just keep tapping autocorrect suggestions

[–] mozz@mbin.grits.dev 18 points 1 month ago

John Oliver did this with the nuclear speech, and what autocorrect came up with was arguably more coherent

[–] apotheotic@beehaw.org 7 points 1 month ago

TrumpGPT is coming along well

[–] wizardbeard@lemmy.dbzer0.com 7 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

This reads like a transcription of an early alzheimers person rambling. Disturbingly so.

Edit: stays on topic a bit too coherently, but the multiple levels of in and out of side tangents and repeating itself is very reminiscent.

[–] JimSamtanko@lemm.ee 7 points 1 month ago

And half of the country is willing to elect this genius…

[–] TheFinn@discuss.tchncs.de 5 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Is there a video of this?

[–] naonintendois@programming.dev 2 points 1 month ago

I thought it was from him calling in to Fox but having trouble finding it. I saw it on YouTube fairly recently