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[–] FlashMobOfOne@lemmy.world 5 points 11 months ago (3 children)

May your toilet seat be forever frozen.

[–] noughtnaut@lemmy.world 2 points 11 months ago

May your toilet paper forever tear lengthwise.

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[–] BugleFingers@lemmy.world 5 points 11 months ago

You will always feel a hair on your tongue!

You will always feel like something small is crawling on you!

[–] Someplaceunknown@fedia.io 4 points 11 months ago (1 children)

You shit yourself every time someone says something dumb on the internet

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[–] abbadon420@lemm.ee 4 points 11 months ago

Get a tax bill

[–] BleatingZombie@lemmy.world 4 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

Randomly appearing pebble in their shoes

[–] frankenswine@lemmy.world 2 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Just be annoyingly cute and nice to them. Like, exrremely.

[–] andrew_bidlaw@sh.itjust.works 2 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

And what to do with all unicorn blood that's soon to spoil? Just gift it to them? I don't think they'd feel it's a nice gesture it is.

[–] ZagamTheVile@lemmy.world 2 points 11 months ago (2 children)

An arch cramp for 2 minutes every day at a random time.

[–] andrew_bidlaw@sh.itjust.works 4 points 11 months ago

You mean this spasm pain in the foot? Damn, they are annoying!

[–] SkaveRat@discuss.tchncs.de 2 points 11 months ago (1 children)

or a jaw cramp.

Ideally while you need to explain something important

[–] ZagamTheVile@lemmy.world 1 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Ooof. Or that thing in your chin just under your tongue.

[–] SkaveRat@discuss.tchncs.de 2 points 11 months ago

yup, that's the one!

I hate those cramps. They are the worst

[–] TheBigBrother@lemmy.world -1 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (1 children)

You will never take a shit again..

[–] doingthestuff@lemmy.world 1 points 11 months ago

My grandfather died that way. I wish I was joking. This one is definitely violent.

[–] Nobody@feddit.org -2 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

I hope you die alone and without kids.

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