May your toilet seat be forever frozen.
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You will always feel a hair on your tongue!
You will always feel like something small is crawling on you!
You shit yourself every time someone says something dumb on the internet
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Get a tax bill
Randomly appearing pebble in their shoes
Just be annoyingly cute and nice to them. Like, exrremely.
And what to do with all unicorn blood that's soon to spoil? Just gift it to them? I don't think they'd feel it's a nice gesture it is.
An arch cramp for 2 minutes every day at a random time.
You mean this spasm pain in the foot? Damn, they are annoying!
or a jaw cramp.
Ideally while you need to explain something important
Ooof. Or that thing in your chin just under your tongue.
yup, that's the one!
I hate those cramps. They are the worst
You will never take a shit again..
My grandfather died that way. I wish I was joking. This one is definitely violent.
I hope you die alone and without kids.