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Anon takes the ball-pill (lemmy.world)
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[โ€“] FiskFisk33@startrek.website 94 points 4 months ago (1 children)

"I'm not to be fucked with"

That's sound advice

[โ€“] BackOnMyBS@lemmy.autism.place 10 points 4 months ago

That's ~~sound~~ odor advice

๐Ÿ˜‰๐Ÿ‘

[โ€“] RightHandOfIkaros@lemmy.world 77 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) (4 children)

This is absolutely ignorable "neck-beard who has never had sex and frequently attends Smash Brothers tournaments" advice.

Please, don't do this. It doesn't work like this.

[โ€“] superkret@feddit.org 53 points 4 months ago (1 children)

No, it works! I'm surrounded by bitches every time I go out. They can't stop sniffing by crotch and wagging their tails.

[โ€“] Fosheze@lemmy.world 14 points 4 months ago

My dog absolutely loves rolling in old putrifying deer carcases so maybe your crotch just smells like that.

[โ€“] ThrowawayPermanente@sh.itjust.works 22 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Ok so first of all Smash Brothers is a great game

[โ€“] RightHandOfIkaros@lemmy.world 26 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Yes thats true. It is a fantastic game. But you know as well as I do that Smash Brothers tournaments have quite the reputation for smelly attendees. Like, even worse than anime conventions, and I like anime too.

[โ€“] TwoBeeSan@lemmy.world 14 points 4 months ago

So much so that they have to be sectioned off from other convention goers. That also suck at bathing.

And tournament organizers having to specifically mention personal care is next level filth.

[โ€“] lud@lemm.ee 17 points 4 months ago

This is absolutely a fucking joke.

[โ€“] Varyk@sh.itjust.works 14 points 4 months ago (1 children)

I don't think it's supposed to be genuine advice, it's a wind-up

[โ€“] 13esq@lemmy.world 6 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Imagine being so autistic that you take 4chan posts seriously.

[โ€“] Varyk@sh.itjust.works 3 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

Yes, and apparently fifty-odd people have upvoted that comment, like "yeah, wait a minute, increasing how much your balls stink probably isn't good advice!*"

[โ€“] lightnsfw@reddthat.com 29 points 4 months ago

I think I went to high school with this guy.

[โ€“] CptEnder@lemmy.world 25 points 4 months ago (2 children)

Can... can vinegar rot????

[โ€“] Simulation6@sopuli.xyz 10 points 4 months ago

It is produced from rot, sort of.

[โ€“] HEXN3T@lemmy.blahaj.zone 5 points 4 months ago

I don't want to know.

[โ€“] fibojoly@sh.itjust.works 17 points 4 months ago

So that's what that vinegar smell in the next office must be!

[โ€“] MontyBGud@lemmy.world 14 points 3 months ago

[โ€“] Thcdenton@lemmy.world 13 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Really seals in the flavor

[โ€“] Boxscape@lemmy.sdf.org 6 points 4 months ago

Really seals in the flavor

Like fighting crime in a rubber suit.

[โ€“] festnt@sh.itjust.works 5 points 3 months ago

this guy is literally this dude from dragon ball